It's a real burden being right so often.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


jengod - Jan 08, 2003 2:46:18 pm PST #1784 of 10000

Connie Neil: What to do with Andrew? I'll put one kitten on him being the next Slayer. Hey, he got the speech about how guys could be Slayers too.
jeremy7: gay male slayers? that might sorta work... it does seem strange that the whole 'hag dynamic has never been played with.
Betsy: gay male != woman. Boy, does it ever not.

edited for spoileriness


Jessica - Jan 08, 2003 3:04:28 pm PST #1785 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

amyparker: I can be mean today: I have a cold, and I have had cake.


Ellen S. - Jan 08, 2003 3:35:03 pm PST #1786 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

billytea: I for one am the product of warm summery nookie. Although the appearance of all my other siblings were definitely motivated by exorbitant heating costs.

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I'd rather drive in DC than Boston.

Matt tBF: In contemplating just where there might be a worse place to drive than Boston, it occurred to me that we know the roads to Hell are paved, putting them one up on much of Beacon Hill.


Elena - Jan 08, 2003 8:25:09 pm PST #1787 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Lyra Jane in Buffy

Edited to remove redundancy. Changed because I said the same thing twice.


erinaceous - Jan 08, 2003 9:29:08 pm PST #1788 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Madrigal the Ineffable in Natter:

How many Law & Order shows are there now anyway? At any minute I expect to see ads for "Law & Order: Crime Scene Clean-Up" or "Law & Order: A Bunch of Guys Doing Stuff" or even "Law & Order: Co-Ed Naked Gerbils"


DavidS - Jan 08, 2003 9:30:54 pm PST #1789 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Madrigal the Ineffable in Natter:

You cannot Eff her! Don't even try!


billytea - Jan 08, 2003 9:33:29 pm PST #1790 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You cannot Eff her! Don't even try!

On the Faith board I used to visit, we had a Baptist theology student who had as his tagline "Effing the ineffable".

It took some restraint not to say anything. To him, anyway. (So I'm human.)


Madrigal Costello - Jan 08, 2003 9:44:43 pm PST #1791 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

So this isn't like the "F Wolverine" thing people were posting about in one of the threads a couple days ago?


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 08, 2003 9:48:54 pm PST #1792 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

It took some restraint not to say anything. To him, anyway. (So I'm human.

What? I thought it was clever. If kind of annoying. But still clever.

So this isn't like the "F Wolverine" thing people were posting about in one of the threads a couple days ago?

What does that mean?


amych - Jan 08, 2003 9:50:53 pm PST #1793 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

RL, F Wolverine is always, always, always the correct answer in a game of Fuck, Chuck, or Marry. Even if Wolverine isn't one of the choices.