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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Cashmere - Jan 02, 2003 6:17:43 pm PST #1652 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

On Elvish Communication from From Dude, Where's My Precious:

Consuela:

I love it that Galadriel is Elrond's M-I-L.

Betsy Haines Perry

No wonder she was nagging him on the Psychic Hotline.

Kathy Astrom

I've heard that they used cellular rings! Of course, if the weather's bad over the Misty Mountains, the static can be a bitch.

DXMachina - Jan 02, 2003 7:49:40 pm PST #1653 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Cashmere, you've misspelled Kathy Astrom.

Cashmere - Jan 02, 2003 8:00:27 pm PST #1654 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Thanks, DX. I do seem to suck at the spelling lately.

brenda m - Jan 02, 2003 8:44:34 pm PST #1655 of 10000

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

wolfram in Firefly (non-spoilery for anything but scheduling)

Secret message to FBC network executives:

its Firefly can How to sense fucking order any fucking out when you make expect of?

[I left out the translation just to be contrary.]

kat perez - Jan 02, 2003 9:41:58 pm PST #1656 of 10000

"We have trust issues." Mylar

Allyson channeling Dr. Seuss to describe the allure (or lack thereof) or TTT:

I don't get it. I don't get the Lord of the Rings Thing. I don't get it in the thread, I don't get it painted red. I don't get it in the book, I don't get it when I cook. I don't get the one true ring, I don't get the TTT Thing.

billytea - Jan 02, 2003 9:49:10 pm PST #1657 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Bureaucracy, a beutiful segue (and let me point out that the second poster did indeed quote the first):

Allyson: Then can we have a thread where we talk about anything that doesn't include movies about girly looking man-trolls with hairy feet?

Darrien: Did you guys have a thread when DB did that movie, Valentine?

billytea - Jan 02, 2003 9:52:02 pm PST #1658 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Rebecca Lizard, in LOTR, on her family cinematic experience:

My mother: What was that, the Dobby one?
Me: Gollum?
My mother: Yeah. He was cute. Can we get one? Only they seem sort of treacherous, but so are the guinea pigs, so we're used to that.

Betsy HP - Jan 02, 2003 10:04:03 pm PST #1659 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

John H., clarifying The Two Towers;

in case you're confused:

There's just one Gollum. Really.
Faramir and Boromir, despite being brothers, were separated at birth, and went to live in Yorkshireador and Australiador, so that's why they talk so differently.
The guy on the winged lamprey of doom isn't that smart. He's all "well, hobbit with a ring, yeah, but what are the chances that was the Hobbit with the ring? I won't mention it to Sauron".
Aragorn only kissed his horse because he thought it was Arwen. Honestly.

Hope this helps.

Betsy HP - Jan 02, 2003 10:21:14 pm PST #1660 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Oh, just COMM the whole damned post.

billytea "Natter 6: We're wearing the cheese RIGHT NOW!!" Jan 3, 2003 12:17:54 am EST

Ellen S. - Jan 02, 2003 11:32:41 pm PST #1661 of 10000

there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

From Bureaucracy:

Trudy Booth: I'd imagine we could walk the line between "Henry Kissinger is a war criminal" and "YOU are a war criminal".

billytea Hmmm. If Henry Kissinger himself starts posting on these boards, that could leave us in a quandary.

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