ita, in Precious:
Can I just say that Balin was dumb? I don't care how guttural your language is. You don't move into a place called Khazad Dûm.
It's not going to go well.
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ita, in Precious:
Can I just say that Balin was dumb? I don't care how guttural your language is. You don't move into a place called Khazad Dûm.
It's not going to go well.
Knut, in Bureaucracy:
"Dear James Cameron:
Your login name is very similar to that of a person who directed Terminator, Aliens, and True Lies, and who said a lot of nasty things about Kate Winslet. If you are not this James Cameron, please choose another login name, as we wish to avoid confusion. If you are James Cameron, we will require some proof, and suggest that you don a flame-proof suit.
Sincerely,
The Buffistas"
Anne, I hereby formally declare that you have beaten me too it, and should be, um, sent to Special Hell.
Really? You promise?
If you continue to have the same sense of humour as me, yes.
Aimee:
MM made a gay Sims house. He has Capt. America and Miracleman living together. I teased him about it, and then he moved in Wonder Woman. Like that makes them straight.
On Elvish Communication from From Dude, Where's My Precious:
Consuela:
I love it that Galadriel is Elrond's M-I-L.Betsy Haines Perry
No wonder she was nagging him on the Psychic Hotline.Kathy Astrom
I've heard that they used cellular rings! Of course, if the weather's bad over the Misty Mountains, the static can be a bitch.
Cashmere, you've misspelled Kathy Astrom.
Thanks, DX. I do seem to suck at the spelling lately.
wolfram in Firefly (non-spoilery for anything but scheduling)
Secret message to FBC network executives:
its Firefly can How to sense fucking order any fucking out when you make expect of?
[I left out the translation just to be contrary.]