I think [someone] was Pmoon.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Betsy HP - Dec 26, 2002 10:34:17 pm PST #1541 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Betsy HP - Dec 26, 2002 10:58:45 pm PST #1542 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
In Firefly:
Askye: I think Book has some checkered past that includes wetwork and that he went to the abbey looking for redemption/peace.
Billytea: Ok. I can see how synchronised swimming could drive a man into a monastery.
[sorry] [from now on, I am attributing all postings to bob.]
billytea - Dec 26, 2002 11:00:33 pm PST #1543 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Hee. First poster was Allison, Betsy.
Edit: ruh roh. I meant askye, not Allyson. (Starting to think Allison/Allyson/Alyson is the new William.)
esse - Dec 26, 2002 11:22:49 pm PST #1544 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
DX, you (and that post) are so cool.
John H - Dec 26, 2002 11:53:59 pm PST #1545 of 10000
Rebecca Lizard (who needs context?):
Me: See, you are user number 568. And I am user number 61. That means I am taller than you.
Her: You are already taller than me.
Me: But now it's official.
Connie Neil - Dec 26, 2002 11:55:13 pm PST #1546 of 10000
brillig
I'm the one checking my puter for porn t for the accuracy mavins out there Fortunately it's all still here.
Fay - Dec 27, 2002 6:45:33 am PST #1547 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
LotR discussion in Bitches:
Teppy:
In other news, TTT ruled. But you all knew that. Gollum/Smeagol made me sad. Ents fucking ROCK.
billytea:
Ents fucking ROCK.
...Ok, I never thought I'd say this, but apparently there are slash possibilities in Tolkien that had simply passed me by.
Elena - Dec 27, 2002 6:50:21 am PST #1548 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
A continuation of the LoTR discussion in Bitches
billytea
Isengard was giving me a definite masculine vibe.
connie
It's that whole strong, solid tower, thrusting proudly into the air, rising from the plain in all its rampant glory thing, isn't it.
Jessica - Dec 27, 2002 8:28:06 am PST #1549 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Variously, in Bitches:
BHP: I really wish that there could be precisely one rule, and it would be Don't Be A Jerk.
PMM: You do not come into someone's house, piss on the carpet, and say "well, you should have a yellow carpet so it blends in."
Anne W. - Dec 27, 2002 8:57:32 am PST #1550 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
billytea and Am-Chau in Natter:
I thought people might like to know that in Bhutan, today is the Day of Nine Evils. Let's be careful out there.
How many of the Nine Evils do you have to collect to get into Special Hell? And can Buffistas get a bulk-buy deal on them?