DX, in LotR:

Frodo the Ring Bearer , Season Six Finale:

Frodo: You can't stop this.

Sam: Yeah, I get that. It's just - where else am I going to go? You've been my best friend my whole life. World gonna end - where else would I want to be?

Frodo: Is this the master plan? You're going to stop me by telling me you love me?

Sam: Well, I was going to walk you off the cliff into Mt. Doom and hand you an anvil, but it seemed kinda cartoony.

Frodo: Still making jokes.

Sam: I'm not joking. I know you're in pain. I can't imagine the pain you're in. I know you're about to do something apocalyptically evil and stupid and hey, still want to hang. You're Frodo.

Frodo: Don't call me th-

Sam: First day of hobbit school you cried 'cause you broke the yellow carrot and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come pretty far, ruling the world, not a terrific notion but the thing is, yeah. I love you. I loved carrot-breaky Frodo and I love scary wraithy Frodo. So if I'm going out, it's here. You wanna rule the world you start with me. I've earned that.

Frodo: You think I won't?

Sam: It doesn't matter. I'll still love you.

I think I broke something

DX, this still makes me cry. I know it's funny, but it breaks my heart.

Aw, {{{Fay}}}

I think Fay gets to keep Sam.

In Bureaucracy:

PMM: I say we do as the Jockey Club and disallow names which are too close to names of Famous Horses to be used. (Which is why you won't see any Seebiskits or Secretaryuts around, FWIW.)

Betsy: Okay, but if we start breeding Buffistas for speed, I'm outta here.

Connie N:

I'm going home now to check my computer for porn. And if there isn't any, I'm going to be pissed.

Fay "The Redoubtable" Jay:

Saw TTT with my parents (for whom, were any of you in the Wakefield Cineworld Screen 6 this evening, I must apologise - they don't go to the cinema very often. They haven't mastered that whole not-talking thing yet, although they tried very hard. They were most successful during the periods when they were asleep. As I love them even more than I love all of Joss Whedon's and Peter Jackson's past, present and future output, I did not kill them. Although I shushed my mother ferociously when she tried to say something to me within five minutes of the beginning, and thereafter any asides were very quiet and to my father. Still. Grr argh)

ita:

I'm still stuck on the "checkered past". I see him dressed in gingham now.

[someone]: are people really that likely to be naming their trees Adolf Hitler?

John: Not with all those "Saddam Hussein" variety Kudzu vines out there -- imitate US foreign policy as you first nurture it, then have to repeatedly cut it down to size...