I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


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bon bon - Dec 19, 2002 1:27:23 am PST #1415 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It's the choice to leave it in, see, that's genius.

After all, it does rhyme with Jesus.


Madrigal Costello - Dec 19, 2002 2:51:14 am PST #1416 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

Betsy Hanes Perry
My brain is, for no apparent reason, chanting

"I am from NĂºmenor
I'm marching off to fight a war
I don't know what my cock is for ..."


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 19, 2002 6:21:10 am PST #1417 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Theodosia in Natter:

New England weather... if you're bored, just wait 15 minutes.


Jon B. - Dec 19, 2002 6:26:41 am PST #1418 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Not to take anything away from the ever-witty Theo, but that's a common expression 'round these parts (New England).


Madrigal Costello - Dec 19, 2002 6:29:31 am PST #1419 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

It's also very common in the midwest, esp by the lakes.


Fiona - Dec 19, 2002 6:30:06 am PST #1420 of 10000

...In lots of places. I grew up on "Scottish weather, if it's boring, wait 10 minutes", which might just go to prove that Scottish weather is at least faster than New England weather.


Sue - Dec 19, 2002 6:39:22 am PST #1421 of 10000
hip deep in pie

In the Maritimes, it's "wait 5 minutes". We have the schiz-iest weather of all.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 19, 2002 6:39:47 am PST #1422 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

It is? I'd never heard it before. Which just goes to show how uneducated I am, I expect.


billytea - Dec 19, 2002 7:13:24 am PST #1423 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

...In lots of places. I grew up on "Scottish weather, if it's boring, wait 10 minutes", which might just go to prove that Scottish weather is at least faster than New England weather.

It's not uncommon in Melbourne either. The title to the Crowded House song "Four Seasons In One Day" comes from a similar saying.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 19, 2002 7:17:42 am PST #1424 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

It's not uncommon in Melbourne either.

It seems it's common everywhere except Watford, or possibly even everywhere except my family and friends. Well- learn something every day at Buffistas.