'Beneath You'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Madrigal:
As long as the remarks are about the show, and not stuff like, "Seth Green is such a dum motherfukker he made Willow gay and that made Jesis cry!!!" there's no real need to censor. (And yes, I chose to use SG for the hypothetical in case this does get quoted elsewhere, because he's the one ME guy I'm pretty sure I could take. I mean, he'd totally fit in my dryer, not that I'm planning anything.)
Really, it's "Jesis cry" that puts that Madrigalism over the edge.
("Jesis" began as an actual typo, but when I proofread the post, it just seemed to work better than the correct spelling.)
It's the choice to leave it in, see, that's genius.
After all, it does rhyme with Jesus.
Betsy Hanes Perry
My brain is, for no apparent reason, chanting
"I am from Númenor
I'm marching off to fight a war
I don't know what my cock is for ..."
Theodosia in Natter:
New England weather... if you're bored, just wait 15 minutes.
Not to take anything away from the ever-witty Theo, but that's a common expression 'round these parts (New England).
It's also very common in the midwest, esp by the lakes.
...In lots of places. I grew up on "Scottish weather, if it's boring, wait 10 minutes", which might just go to prove that Scottish weather is at least faster than New England weather.
In the Maritimes, it's "wait 5 minutes". We have the schiz-iest weather of all.
It is? I'd never heard it before. Which just goes to show how uneducated I am, I expect.