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Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

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Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 16, 2002 2:55:10 am PST #1318 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

My morning Bitchs catch-up revealed gems today:

Burrell:

I always say that the difference between a good relationship and a bad one is compatible neuroses.

and

connie n on Christopher Lee:

He's really the Dark Lord, isn't he, and he's learned that attractive evil gets better results.

Theodosia - Dec 16, 2002 5:19:29 am PST #1319 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cindy, talking about her preferences in regards to new threads:

I'm in favor of a LotR:TT thread too, because I'm thinking of abandoning every aspect of my life, and becoming a nun in a newly founded order of Aragorn.

And possibly Pippin.

DXMachina - Dec 16, 2002 7:25:12 am PST #1320 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Am-Chau, in natter -

Now me, I'm boggling over a pair of people whose safeword is 'Armageddon'.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 16, 2002 7:31:49 am PST #1321 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Hah! You COMM me, I'll COMM you.

DX, on the gerbil:

according to the story, the poor thing was on fire, and impacted the guy's nose hard enough to break it. I'm sure he's just stunned. Or pining for the fjords.

Fay - Dec 16, 2002 7:57:10 am PST #1322 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

DX, on the gerbil

The rumours of DX being on the gerbil were greatly exaggerated. And as for spitting Earl Grey on the monitor, there's no truth to that at all. He swallowed.

DXMachina - Dec 16, 2002 8:00:15 am PST #1323 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

The thing that made me spit, continuing the flaming gerbil discussion:

billytea -

Heh. It could've survived, theoretically, if it all happened fast enough. Not likely, granted, and I bet the bastard who made so free with its time and well-being let a little thing like his lover's flaming rectum distract him from dousing the fiery gerbil. But still.

And now, we pause, reread the above sentence, and think quietly to ourselves, "O brave new world, that has such things in't!"

FayJay -

Goodness, gracious.

Great balls of fire.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 16, 2002 8:00:33 am PST #1324 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

The rumours of DX being on the gerbil were greatly exaggerated. And as for spitting Earl Grey on the monitor, there's no truth to that at all. He swallowed.

COMMable things said in COMM? Great balls of fire.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 16, 2002 8:01:17 am PST #1325 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

DX and Am, brainsharing since December '02.

Jen - Dec 16, 2002 9:18:36 am PST #1326 of 10000

love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Cindy in Firefly:

So the boobs for Firefly campaign - what's the slogan?...

Firefly - Boldly Going Where No Man... - no - they'll never buy that one. How about...

Not Out of Gas, Nor Tits and Ass

UPN: Take Firefly to Your Bosom

Nurse Firefly Back to Health / Keep Joss and Tim Flush with Wealth

Firefly: Blue Hands In New Places

We Won't Let Firefly Go Tits Up!

JZ - Dec 16, 2002 10:08:55 am PST #1327 of 10000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Allyson in Firefly (completely non-spoilery unless you have never seen The Princess Bride, in which case what the hell is the matter with you and why are you wasting your time fucking around here, turn your gorram computer off and go rent it now, damn you!):

I wonder if Tim's relationship with his assistant is not unlike that of the Dread Pirate Roberts and Westley.

At the end of every day, Tim may say, "Goodnight John, I'll likely kill you in the morning."

Someday, Tim will retire, and John will become the Dread Pirate Minear.

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