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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Madrigal Costello, in Previously, on why Buffy's birthday was wrong in 'I Robot, You Jane':
... the more insidious fanwank would be that it was Willow practicing her hacking skills by making slight alterations in her classmates' records - changing birthdates, middle names, allergies to water, etc.
Though to prove that they'd either have to have her admit it, or have some mention of the fact that the records list Cordy's middle name as Slutzilla.
DavidX2: Hec and Knut, Together Again:
Knut: I remember telling you when I saw you in July that things had to get better. You may wish to smack me now,
Hec: Yeah! You had me filled with the creamy goodness of Hope, and then life stepped on my crueller. You bastard!
In Firefly:
p.m. marcontell -
She'd (River) be the perfect one to operate the Doomful Salad Shooter
Rob -
RIVER: Can't cook, can't cook, can't cook.
River aims the Doomful Salad Shooter and with three quick shots creates three perfectly composed Salads Niçoise.
Gleebo (the rookie comes through) -
MAL: Give us the finely crafted kitchen utensil dear
JAYNE: I'll be in my bunk...eating one of these salads
BOOK: Well, that was unexpected
Susan W. on a rich fantasy life:
DH and I have had a running joke about my secret boyfriends coming over to clean the house ever since I remarked on there being no sexier sight than a man doing housework without grumbling. Spike is always the one who gets to wash the dishes in this scenario. I make sure the blinds are carefully shut. Edgar Martinez and Bret Boone clean the bathroom (I don't really have a crush on Boonie, but DH persists in thinking I do because I admire his play at second and have often noted that he gives good interview). Sean Bean-as-Sharpe and Russell Crowe-as-Maximus handle the yard work.
An exchange in the Angel topic, started by a gossip-column item explaining how Asia Argento is pregnant by JT Leroy:
Burrell:
Okay, this may be a dumb question, but how does one get pregnant with a trannie's child? Because I'm thinking that, post- surgery, it's a little hard to find the wee buggers. In other words, isn't pregnancy a very deliberate thing, involving doctor visits, cryobanks, etc?p.m. marcontell:
Transvestite, I'm assuming. Not transsexual.Burrell:
Ah. I had always used it to mean transsexual.Jon B:
Trannie can also mean transgender which includes a range of possibilities.Theodosia :
I know a pre-operative male-to-female transexual who self- identifies as a lesbian and has no intention of ever being post- operative. (Serious fears of major surgery, as well as reluctance to give up working equipment in favor of surgically-altered genitals that look correct but don’t work nearly as well. I don’t blame her.) But then she gets mad at the regular lesbians who, unsurprisingly, have a small problem accepting her as a bona fide member of their community....connie neil :
I love the Buffista worlds I get to visit by proxy.Daniel C. Jensen:
The Buffistas "...walk in worlds the others can't begin to imagine."DavidS:
JT Leroy was a transvestite prostitute at truckstops in the south. Raised there by his hoor of a mother. I love his writing.Daniel C. Jensen :
Can my point have been better made than by that last post? Hee.
Damn. DX beat me.
Also, I've always absolutely read "trannie" as transsexual or transgendered.
Angus:
Unamerican here who embraces the serial comma.
Correction: drunk Unermciarna who ermbraees the serioal com mma.
ita, in Natter:
Me, I don't get boys, and I hardly believe in men, and I think it's majorly counterproductive how they can make you feel when you're just trying to go about your grouchy business.
Unamerican here who embraces the serial comma.
Ah! So the serial comma is an American institution? Is it? Or not? Because I've embraced it since I entered fanfic, but I had it drummed into me in school that one absolutely shouldn't follow a comma with an 'and'. And indeed that one shouldn't start sentences with an and; and indeed that one should follow semicolons with one.
In retrospect, however, that teacher was a silly cow, so why on earth I've always believed her on the handful of grammar points she bothered with escapes me.
t /natter
Oh, what the hell, there should be more natter in COMM.
FayJay, the Chicago Style Manual has a big ejaculation type yay!!! thing over serial commas, so I interpret it as an American thing.
Which means I do it, because I'm an academic (can't you tell?) so naturally I write for American publications because there aren't any others! (Generally speaking)