What is your childhood trauma?

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Theodosia - Dec 14, 2002 7:37:08 am PST #1269 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

An exchange in the Angel topic, started by a gossip-column item explaining how Asia Argento is pregnant by JT Leroy:

Burrell:

Okay, this may be a dumb question, but how does one get pregnant with a trannie's child? Because I'm thinking that, post- surgery, it's a little hard to find the wee buggers. In other words, isn't pregnancy a very deliberate thing, involving doctor visits, cryobanks, etc?
p.m. marcontell:
Transvestite, I'm assuming. Not transsexual.
Burrell:
Ah. I had always used it to mean transsexual.
Jon B:
Trannie can also mean transgender which includes a range of possibilities.
Theodosia :
I know a pre-operative male-to-female transexual who self- identifies as a lesbian and has no intention of ever being post- operative. (Serious fears of major surgery, as well as reluctance to give up working equipment in favor of surgically-altered genitals that look correct but don’t work nearly as well. I don’t blame her.) But then she gets mad at the regular lesbians who, unsurprisingly, have a small problem accepting her as a bona fide member of their community....
connie neil :
I love the Buffista worlds I get to visit by proxy.
Daniel C. Jensen:
The Buffistas "...walk in worlds the others can't begin to imagine."
DavidS:
JT Leroy was a transvestite prostitute at truckstops in the south. Raised there by his hoor of a mother. I love his writing.
Daniel C. Jensen :
Can my point have been better made than by that last post? Hee.


Rebecca Lizard - Dec 14, 2002 11:45:48 am PST #1270 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Damn. DX beat me.

Also, I've always absolutely read "trannie" as transsexual or transgendered.


Rebecca Lizard - Dec 14, 2002 11:48:45 am PST #1271 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Angus:

Unamerican here who embraces the serial comma.

Correction: drunk Unermciarna who ermbraees the serioal com mma.


Steph L. - Dec 14, 2002 11:53:52 am PST #1272 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

ita, in Natter:

Me, I don't get boys, and I hardly believe in men, and I think it's majorly counterproductive how they can make you feel when you're just trying to go about your grouchy business.


Fay - Dec 14, 2002 11:54:24 am PST #1273 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Unamerican here who embraces the serial comma.

Ah! So the serial comma is an American institution? Is it? Or not? Because I've embraced it since I entered fanfic, but I had it drummed into me in school that one absolutely shouldn't follow a comma with an 'and'. And indeed that one shouldn't start sentences with an and; and indeed that one should follow semicolons with one.

In retrospect, however, that teacher was a silly cow, so why on earth I've always believed her on the handful of grammar points she bothered with escapes me.

t /natter


Angus G - Dec 14, 2002 11:57:47 am PST #1274 of 10000
Roguish Laird

Oh, what the hell, there should be more natter in COMM.

FayJay, the Chicago Style Manual has a big ejaculation type yay!!! thing over serial commas, so I interpret it as an American thing.

Which means I do it, because I'm an academic (can't you tell?) so naturally I write for American publications because there aren't any others! (Generally speaking)


Steph L. - Dec 14, 2002 11:58:20 am PST #1275 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Someone -- and right now I can't remember who -- is immortalized in the BRQG as saying the reason the serial comma will never die is the following sentence: "I'd like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand."


Rebecca Lizard - Dec 14, 2002 11:59:18 am PST #1276 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

She is a silly cow. On all those points.

Forget the anti-serial-comma! Joinnn us!

/badbadnatteriness


brenda m - Dec 14, 2002 12:14:33 pm PST #1277 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The god and Ayn Rand thing is sort of the classic serial comma defense. Effective, too.


DXMachina - Dec 14, 2002 12:22:03 pm PST #1278 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Someone -- and right now I can't remember who -- is immortalized in the BRQG as saying the reason the serial comma will never die is the following sentence: "I'd like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand."

It was Lysana.