'The Message'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
More JZ:
But the chances of my mom voluntarily putting any portion of her actual person in physical contact with any portion of my dad’s actual person are such that if you put them up against none, none would start to look like a terrifyingly large number.
This was me, actually: Madigal: Has anybody told Matt about Zoe and Wash being first cousins?
I went back and fixed it, Trudy.
Sorry Trudy! (and thanks DX)
Burrell sets it up and ita spikes:
Burrell: Sigh. But think of how many more lovely young actors would be playing full frontal scenes if I had the ability to greenlight projects. Plus, more musicals.
ita: Song and schlong! I vote for Burrell.
JZ I am exactly the kind of dork who would do something like, say, buy a packet of Christmas Peeps, notice that they were shaped like gingerbread men, and then find herself unable to stop saying things like "Yo, I got all my Peeps with me," "Peeps representing for Candyland, yo," and "Peeps in tha HOUSE, yo!" For, like, three hours.
David S: I have personally watched the suburban raised JZ talk "street" to her peeps while my eyes rolled in my head like an odometer hitting 000000.
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David S:
Emmett was in a play tonight. He had fairy wings and was in fact a fairy of some sort. The play was a mash of incoherent ideas cobbled together from management courses in conflict resolution, The Green Fairy Book and Dr. Seuss.
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scrappy:
I love that story Billytea--it's kind of like a metaphor for what relationships are all about--you face unexpected obstacles from people close to you, you make do, you look for unexpected opportunities, and you end up happy and surrounded by Vikings.
edited to insert JZ peep rant per BHP's suggestion
Can we insert Jacqueline's mighty peeps riff above David's reply?
Am-Chau, in UnAmerican--
Who needs a dictionary of porn slang when you have the Buffistas?
billytea, in Natter:
I'm guessing that in the Greek Orthodox church (or G'Orth for short, because more religions should sound like they're invading Earth at the helm of a battle cruiser), a little thing like dates and proximity to other celebrations is never a sufficient argument against your own hootenanny (or, as they would call it, hootenannou).
Rio:
I finally made my best friend into a Buffy fan. She is totally obsessed now. The bad news is, seeing and falling in love with Spike made her realize that she's not really in love with her husband of one year. And now she is thinking of divorcing him. And I feel kind of responsible for leading her to Spike. But I totally understand where she's coming from. Spike is a good standard to keep in mind when picking a husband.