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Nattery goodness:
Theodesia: If you say amok (note spelling!) often enough, it loses all meaning.
erinaceous:This is my favorite linguistic concept. It's called 'semantic saturation.'
Surprisingly, it doesn't work for "fuck." Or I have never hit "often enough."
[edit: danke!]
Theodosia, IIRC.
Angus: I like how Amazon.com specify that you can get "Clean Underwear from Amazon's Target Store". I suppose for dirty underwear, you need to go to Amazon's Fetish Store.
Betsy in Natter:
And remember, if you look icky after a natural disaster, the terrorists have already won.
Miracleman, in Natter:
I'm also trying to wheedle the cloaking/teleport technique from my cat. He's a total Schrodinger.
"They're not looking at me. I can exist in all potential cat-states at once now. I can be right in front of them, or behind the TV stand, or in the office which has been closed all day. I'll do the office. That freaks them out no end. Muahahahhahaaaa!!!"
I mean, you know...I'm evil, sure, I'm a genius, granted but...my cat?
msbelle: Cheese better NOT become another Monkeypants.
Michele T: Have I mentioned how much I enjoy being part of a community in which this sentence makes perfect sense?
I woke up this morning with the desire to tell you that "Namaste, motherfucker" may just be the funniest two words I've read all year. That is all.
I keep imagining that spoken by John Sinclair.
askye in Natter:
I've decided what I really really want for Christmas is a gorilla army trained by Miracleman.
Except not a whole army because I don't want to take over the world. Just a handful or so I can take to rampage through Disney World.