'Not Fade Away'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy, in Bitches
If the Iraqis really want to hide arms from our crackerjack intelligence community they'd be better off going down Big Honkin' Missile Silo Boulevard to Slaughter the Kurds Street, dropping the suckers (gently) in Nah Nah George Bush We Hate Your Daddy And You Too Square AND FINDING A SAUDI PRINCESS TO SIT THERE WITH A "NO WEAPONS HERE" SIGN.
From Natter 4, Erin G. and ita
Hey, all. I'm not dead or anything. Just black.
You'd be surprised how many times I say that, myself.
connie neil:
"I'm a Spike's Bitch, and I'm OK. I fic all night and I oost all day."
Elena:
And, oddly, you wear women's clothing and hang around in bars.
connie neil :
Do not!
... oh, wait, yeah, I do.
BHP, on the deviant behavior of a pet rabbit:
Buffista 1: Butterscotch Bunny was *hot!*
Buffista 2: Are you kidding? I can never respect him again.
Buffista 3: BB would never do that. You're making it up.
Buffista 2: Butterscotch Bunny should be neutered NOW.
Buffista 1: Okay, but it was hot up until he dunked her head in the water dish.
Nutty:
I have no textual basis for this being true, but I like to think it's an elegant fanwank.
Jen:
I can't imagine you wanking in anything but an elegant fashion
Hil sets 'er up, and Betsy knocks 'em down:
Hil: Proper YIVO Yiddish says "yarmlke."
Betsy Hanes Perry: YIVO?
Now I'm imagining a digital recorder saying "Nu, you're watching that naked vampire again? Your mother would die."
When Natter turns to geography:
ita: Which are Pacific Theatres?
John: My first thought was of WWII and the Philippines. But I guess that's not what you meant.
I Shall Return!
Madrigal in Natter:
I stopped believing in the tooth fairy when I found out that other kids got stuff in exchange for the teeth. For us the tooth fairy was more like a garbage man, coming in early in the morning, banging against stuff and cursing and roughly extracting the material then stomping away. Or maybe hearing our father step on legos and Barbies was supposed to be the reward instead of money.
Betsy in FanFiction
They are having a winter storm in Charlotte, and I feel all wistful.
Where do I go for a lobotomy?
Dana
Popslash fandom?
MM: Michigan Mosquitoes may very well be the Primal Evil of every culture ever.
Dana: Spoken like someone who didn't grow up in New Orleans. Hi, we're a swamp, and we don't really have winter. Our mosquitoes eat your mosquitoes for breakfast.