From Natter 4, Erin G. and ita
Hey, all. I'm not dead or anything. Just black.
You'd be surprised how many times I say that, myself.
Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
'Safe'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Cindy - Dec 04, 2002 4:06:53 am PST #1132 of 10000
Nobody
Theodosia - Dec 04, 2002 6:06:53 am PST #1133 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
connie neil:
"I'm a Spike's Bitch, and I'm OK. I fic all night and I oost all day."
Elena:
And, oddly, you wear women's clothing and hang around in bars.
connie neil :
Do not!
... oh, wait, yeah, I do.
Susan W. - Dec 04, 2002 12:05:48 pm PST #1134 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
BHP, on the deviant behavior of a pet rabbit:
Buffista 1: Butterscotch Bunny was *hot!*
Buffista 2: Are you kidding? I can never respect him again.
Buffista 3: BB would never do that. You're making it up.
Buffista 2: Butterscotch Bunny should be neutered NOW.
Buffista 1: Okay, but it was hot up until he dunked her head in the water dish.
Theodosia - Dec 04, 2002 2:19:55 pm PST #1135 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nutty:
I have no textual basis for this being true, but I like to think it's an elegant fanwank.
Jen:
I can't imagine you wanking in anything but an elegant fashion
DavidS - Dec 04, 2002 3:49:00 pm PST #1136 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hil sets 'er up, and Betsy knocks 'em down:
Hil: Proper YIVO Yiddish says "yarmlke."
Betsy Hanes Perry: YIVO?
Now I'm imagining a digital recorder saying "Nu, you're watching that naked vampire again? Your mother would die."
Burrell - Dec 04, 2002 5:13:05 pm PST #1137 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
When Natter turns to geography:
ita: Which are Pacific Theatres?
John: My first thought was of WWII and the Philippines. But I guess that's not what you meant.
I Shall Return!
Betsy HP - Dec 04, 2002 5:30:49 pm PST #1138 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Madrigal in Natter:
I stopped believing in the tooth fairy when I found out that other kids got stuff in exchange for the teeth. For us the tooth fairy was more like a garbage man, coming in early in the morning, banging against stuff and cursing and roughly extracting the material then stomping away. Or maybe hearing our father step on legos and Barbies was supposed to be the reward instead of money.
Connie Neil - Dec 04, 2002 5:51:00 pm PST #1139 of 10000
brillig
Betsy in FanFiction
They are having a winter storm in Charlotte, and I feel all wistful.
Where do I go for a lobotomy?
Dana
Popslash fandom?
msbelle - Dec 04, 2002 6:04:12 pm PST #1140 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
MM: Michigan Mosquitoes may very well be the Primal Evil of every culture ever.
Dana: Spoken like someone who didn't grow up in New Orleans. Hi, we're a swamp, and we don't really have winter. Our mosquitoes eat your mosquitoes for breakfast.
Rebecca Lizard - Dec 04, 2002 7:22:51 pm PST #1141 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
t triumphant I got here first.
Madrigal [re. SR]:
Yes, she was hurt, and she wouldn't have been able to fight back as easily, but it's not like she was in traction and Spike had forgotten whether one blink meant yes or no.
connie:
Madrigal, that was not an image I needed.
BHP:
Okay, now I'm disturbed.
Madrigal:
Like John Waters film disturbed or Precious Moments Wedding Chapel disturbed?
John H:
Personally I'd put it around the "John Waters/David Lynch collaboration in a movie about a Precious Moments Wedding Chapel" mark...
BHP:
Starring Crispin Glover and Christopher Guest.
John H:
And the Olsen Twins.
Madrigal:
Ooooh. I have startled the Buffistas. This is such an accomplishment, like getting a mall santa to give the finger in a professional portrait.