Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.

Mal ,'Serenity'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


meara - Sep 25, 2002 12:21:13 pm PDT #106 of 10000

Catching up in the Buffy thread:

(Whitefonted for premiere spoilers)

Jesse: "Buffy still thinks it's good idea to hide her formerly-evil, gone-for-a-while, now-crazy, vampire ex-lover and not tell her friends? Doesn't she know that never ends well?"


meara - Sep 25, 2002 12:30:32 pm PDT #107 of 10000

And another Buffy/premiere thing:

Sumi: Oh, and by the way everyone, Willow is CONNECTED to the EARTH.

Madrigal: Yeah, but now the Earth has got nasty big pointy teeth. (OMG. Anya's finally right. It is bunnies.)

Victor: How's that working out for ya, babe? */Minear*


Erin G. - Sep 25, 2002 2:00:06 pm PDT #108 of 10000
Average everyday sane/psycho supergoddess

"It's very hard to claim a gas leak when twenty students are calling 911 to report flaming trolls."

Madrigal, on the cell phones ban in Sunnydale High.

(This isn't spoilery. No flaming trolls. Really.)


Burrell - Sep 25, 2002 4:36:34 pm PDT #109 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Just some of the rave reviews received by the prettiest penis in the world, according to JZ its biographer (in Natter):

"Speaking as a straight man, I never imagined a penis could be aesthetically pleasing, but wow!"
"It's perfect. It's really just perfect."
"It's... artistic, is what it is. The symmetry, the color, the... well, you just have to see it."
"When he drops his pants, it's like you can see the little red velvet curtain rising and the cherubs on either side with their little gold trumpets going 'Tan-ta-RA!'"


Rebecca Lizard - Sep 25, 2002 8:02:19 pm PDT #110 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

kat perez:

I love both Giles and Willow, but if she'd said one more thing about how "It's all connected." I would've had to smack her around a little(virtually that is).

billytea:

Just take a swing at the next person you see. It's all connected. She’ll get the message.


Rebecca Lizard - Sep 25, 2002 8:35:09 pm PDT #111 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

[BTW, are we whitefonting for Firefly spoilers here?]

billytea: But, but... westerns happened a long time ago! And space things happen a long time in the future! They have no business bearing lovechildren! none at all!

Feh. In my day, kids damn well respected the space-time continuum.

PMM: Cowboys in the space-time continuum?

ita: And this is their sofa.


DXMachina - Sep 25, 2002 9:29:51 pm PDT #112 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

TomW:

I think the conflicting stories on the astrophysics boil down to something like: "We don't know anything about astronomy. There are some planets. They are distributed in whatever way you would like to imagine that makes sense. Please watch our show."


Trudy Booth - Sep 25, 2002 11:51:20 pm PDT #113 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

John H:

And our marketing people seem always to want to set up internet access, so people can look at our websites, but they also seem always to want to do it in some kind of tent or caravan or truck. Then they ask me why the connections speed is so lame and our sites look bad as a result. This will now be the fourth year in a row I've told them "Because we're in a tent! The nearest phone outlet is half a mile away, through those trees and so we had to use half a mile of cable to connect to it. Birds are sitting on the wire! It passes over three hot dog stands, under the bleachers of the stadium and past a radio station doing a live broadcast".


esse - Sep 25, 2002 11:53:55 pm PDT #114 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Meara: Power? Is THAT what they're calling horniness these days?


Trudy Booth - Sep 26, 2002 1:24:04 am PDT #115 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jess PMoon: And we know from the Mustache of Christmas Past that vampire hair can grow.

Nora Deirdre: Ah! People repress things for a *reason*, Jessica!