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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
TomW:
I think the conflicting stories on the astrophysics boil down to something like: "We don't know anything about astronomy. There are some planets. They are distributed in whatever way you would like to imagine that makes sense. Please watch our show."
John H:
And our marketing people seem always to want to set up internet access, so people can look at our websites, but they also seem always to want to do it in some kind of tent or caravan or truck. Then they ask me why the connections speed is so lame and our sites look bad as a result. This will now be the fourth year in a row I've told them "Because we're in a tent! The nearest phone outlet is half a mile away, through those trees and so we had to use half a mile of cable to connect to it. Birds are sitting on the wire! It passes over three hot dog stands, under the bleachers of the stadium and past a radio station doing a live broadcast".
Meara: Power? Is THAT what they're calling horniness these days?
Jess PMoon: And we know from the Mustache of Christmas Past that vampire hair can grow.
Nora Deirdre: Ah! People repress things for a *reason*, Jessica!
We're going to have to start a promotional drive for skipping and skimming. Miracleman and billytea will be encouraged to post directly to COMM so people won't look through Natter for their posts. I can give up reading The Quotable Buffy for Lent.
Noumenon
Nutty, in Buffy (but non-spoilery): I wouldn't be sorry for having saved the world, even if I had to mow down a conga line of grandmas.
Daniel in Buffy1 (having nothing to do with the premiere):
Some people call him a Space Pirate
Some call him the vampire of love
Some people call him William (wolf whistle)
Cause he speaks of the effulgence of love...
Noumenon, in reaction to our possibly exceeding our bandwidth:
We're going to have to start a promotional drive for skipping and skimming. Miracleman and billytea will be encouraged to post directly to COMM so people won't look through Natter for their posts. I can give up reading The Quotable Buffy for Lent.
In Buffy, but not spoilery:
Madrigal: It's very hard to claim a gas leak when twenty students are calling 911 to report flaming trolls.
Miracleman: Okay, I just imagined a horde of trolls dressed in bright colors snapping their fingers and goingn "Fffaaaaaaabbbulous!"
Theodosia: Olaf was in fact one of the very few butch trolls.
All my dresses are things like black lycra with speedracer stripes, animal print miniskirts, brown suede... well, it would suffice to say that I own no dresses that are appropriate for running along the beach with my mother in a feminine hygiene product commercial.
Shrift in Natter.