'Serenity'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nutty:
You haven't lived till you've watched repeated screaming arguments about how Starfuries maneuver. Or till you've participated in an argument about why Moya, who canonically cannot handle atmosphere for extended periods of time, is aerodynamic. This is the internet; if we did not nitpick inane irrelevancies, we would be shirking our duty.
(RL, I think the original coffeemaker comment was MM, not billytea)
Meara, in a burst of pithy faux-tagging genius:
t wonders how to become such a famous whore she's a brand name.
t decides it would be too much effort
t /attempt at famous-making whore career
(RL, I think the original coffeemaker comment was MM, not billytea)
Yes, it was.
PMM in Natter:
Soylent Green is People Who Don't Like Buffy.
The ita above needs Kat's reply as well.
ita:
Just being alone with my exertion for 26 miles? I'd start punching the other runners just for something to do.
Kat:
But you aren't alone with exertion for the whole duration. There's also exertion's cousins Giddiness, Exhaustion, Pain, Misery, and Depression.
MM on life in sunny, glorious Southern California:
Ah, what a lovely Los Angeles day.
I just stepped out for a cigarette. Not that I need to actually light the cigarette, as a deep breath provided me with all the smoke I needed from the nearby wildfire, making the air smell like charbroiled ass-hair.
Add to that the fact that it's hotter than Lucifer's nutsack on a black vinyl car seat and you find yourself with a wondrous and newfound love of nature.
Randy Newman was on crack.
billytea, on accidental number w/h/o/r/i/n/g/ companioning:
hey, post 1000! I'd like to thank my parents, all those people who believed in me, and the decimal system, for making it all possible.
And another from the estimable Mr. billytea, this time in Buffy:
Joss has put down his copy of King Lear and is now taking his ideas from The Rules.
(It's only spoilery for the tone of the episode, and that in an elliptical way.)
Angus, to Billytea:
bt, did you learn all this stuff from your crazy-ass denomination's Bible college? Because if so, I have a newfound respect for the scholarly standards of crazy-ass denominations.
billytea:
"close your eyes and think of England."
I've always wondered about that. Is England supposed to be particularly erotic or something? Does 'shaped like a jagged dildo' really hold that much appeal?