Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

'Him'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Vortex - Nov 26, 2002 11:35:59 am PST #1054 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Cashmere, I just now noticed my egregious typo in that cat-ass quote. Der. Licking, not liking. Could you or a stompy fix that in post 1040?

actually, the typo is in the original. and I enjoyed it because it worked both ways :)


Jesse - Nov 26, 2002 2:30:59 pm PST #1055 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ellen S. in Natter:

JZ, I know what you want. Also, as your Buffista, I know what you need. You don't need to lie to Ellen S. Girl, I know you can't be satisfied with just one article, be that article ever so fine. I commence to encourage you in seeking out many other articles. In doing so, I will use only the finest HTML tags. There will also be links. I will not use quick-edit formatting, because a lady as fine and bootilicious as yourself deserves every key-stroke.


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 26, 2002 9:24:10 pm PST #1056 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

dies laughing


DXMachina - Nov 26, 2002 9:26:59 pm PST #1057 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Oh my god! They've killed Lizard. You bastards!


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 26, 2002 9:28:48 pm PST #1058 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

[resists attempt to make a bad S7-spoilery joke]


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 26, 2002 10:43:52 pm PST #1059 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Michele T:

Also? During the previouslys, I was saying, "Previously, on Buffy, the earth solidified around a molten core."


Fay - Nov 27, 2002 4:12:40 am PST #1060 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Am-Chau Yarkona in Bitches

That's what the internet is for. Virtual threesomes, with a side order of GVSP.


Theodosia - Nov 27, 2002 6:18:14 am PST #1061 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Rebecca beat me by about 8 hours to the Michele T quote.


Theodosia - Nov 27, 2002 6:28:49 am PST #1062 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

victor in Buffy (spoilery):

Really, the FE doesn't get all bent out of shape when its plans change. I admire that in a force of evil.


DXMachina - Nov 27, 2002 8:15:16 am PST #1063 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Calli, in Bitches -

In other news, you know you've been reading too much fanfic when you see the following on your LJ friends list, "Bunny Free to Good Home" and automatically assume it's referencing a plot bunny. The writer went on to discuss cute fuzziness and it was only when he got to the part about "flop-eared" that I realized it involved rabbits and not something to do with, say, Hobbits.