Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

'Bushwhacked'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DXMachina - Nov 26, 2002 9:26:59 pm PST #1057 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Oh my god! They've killed Lizard. You bastards!


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 26, 2002 9:28:48 pm PST #1058 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

[resists attempt to make a bad S7-spoilery joke]


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 26, 2002 10:43:52 pm PST #1059 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Michele T:

Also? During the previouslys, I was saying, "Previously, on Buffy, the earth solidified around a molten core."


Fay - Nov 27, 2002 4:12:40 am PST #1060 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Am-Chau Yarkona in Bitches

That's what the internet is for. Virtual threesomes, with a side order of GVSP.


Theodosia - Nov 27, 2002 6:18:14 am PST #1061 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Rebecca beat me by about 8 hours to the Michele T quote.


Theodosia - Nov 27, 2002 6:28:49 am PST #1062 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

victor in Buffy (spoilery):

Really, the FE doesn't get all bent out of shape when its plans change. I admire that in a force of evil.


DXMachina - Nov 27, 2002 8:15:16 am PST #1063 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Calli, in Bitches -

In other news, you know you've been reading too much fanfic when you see the following on your LJ friends list, "Bunny Free to Good Home" and automatically assume it's referencing a plot bunny. The writer went on to discuss cute fuzziness and it was only when he got to the part about "flop-eared" that I realized it involved rabbits and not something to do with, say, Hobbits.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Nov 27, 2002 8:18:23 am PST #1064 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

You beat me to it, DX.


juliana - Nov 27, 2002 10:09:28 am PST #1065 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Am-Chau, in Natter, on our sacred duties:

To the God of Sloth you must sacrifice productivity, finishing things, meeting deadlines, and getting things done.

The proper aspect for sacrifice is the couch, preferably lying down; the proper time is all day when you should be doing something else. Proper conduct of slothfulness also includes the sacred duties of chatting on the internet, looking for gay vampire snuff porn, and distoring pictures of Sam Gamgee until he looks like a demented vampire on snuff, about to engage in a pornographic act.

Thus sayeth the first and only lesson of Sloth, which nobody could be bothered to finish.


Theodosia - Nov 27, 2002 10:24:30 am PST #1066 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

'sacred' not 'scared' I'm thinking. As long as you're editing, that is.