Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

Discussion of episodes currently airing in Un-American locations (anything that's aired in Australia is fair game), as well as anything else the Un-Americans feel like talking about or we feel like asking them. Please use the show discussion threads for any current-season discussion.

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DXMachina - Dec 16, 2002 7:08:18 am PST #928 of 9843
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Is now the time to tell the "Penis Van Lesbian" joke? (Upshot: he changed his name and is now successfully Dick Van Dyke.)

That kind of makes Van Dyke a beard for Mary Tyler Moore, doesn't it?

Dick Van Dyke was also in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.


flea - Dec 16, 2002 8:04:02 am PST #929 of 9843
information libertarian

There is a restaurant in Cincinnati (Zip's Cafe) where you can order a hamburger with a bratwurst (cut in half and flattened) on top. I think it is called a Pope John.

Cincinnati is a town that likes its pork.


Laura - Dec 16, 2002 8:25:13 am PST #930 of 9843
Our wings are not tired.

I have much love for Dick Van Dyke.

I have much love for pizza with just about anything veggie based included.

I also believe I would enjoy any combination of fried egg, beet and fake burger.

Pretty much lovin everything this Monday morning, including Buffistas, as always.


meara - Dec 16, 2002 8:29:56 am PST #931 of 9843

OOooh. OK, hamburger with bratwurst sounds yummy. But then, many things sound yummy with bratwurst, in my mind.

Heh. My AcDec team was seriously bitter becuase my sophomore year (before I was on it) they got to go to Nationals, but then junior and senior year, we won at state for "big schools", but the small school winner somehow beat us overall, and got to go to nationals. Hmph. It was lots of fun though--I loved how well-rounded you had to be. I've never been a superstar in any one particular field, but well-roundedness I have in spades, academically!


Jon B. - Dec 16, 2002 8:46:31 am PST #932 of 9843
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

To tie the Dick Van Dyke talk to the thread title, I've noticed a remarkable phenomenon - Mention DVD to almost anyone from the UK. They will roll their eyes and exclaim, "Oh that awful Cockney accent!" It's always the first thing they say.

Although, the fact that none of you have mentioned it yet makes the phenomenon less, uhhh, phenomenal.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 16, 2002 8:59:36 am PST #933 of 9843
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

"Oh that awful Cockney accent!"

I have met Cockneys who regarded it with affection, as the funniest parody ever, but they're few and far between.


Theodosia - Dec 16, 2002 9:10:06 am PST #934 of 9843
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I reserve my Mary Poppins- ire for the American robin that shows up singing at one point. Clearly this is some England in an alternate dimension, perhaps where it's a few miles offshore of Massachusetts.


billytea - Dec 16, 2002 9:30:00 am PST #935 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I have met Cockneys who regarded it with affection, as the funniest parody ever, but they're few and far between.

My mother is, strictly speaking, a Cockney.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 16, 2002 9:32:31 am PST #936 of 9843
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

My mother is, strictly speaking, a Cockney.

What kind of strict? And I have to go back to my grandfather at least, probably great-grandfather, to find a Cockney.


billytea - Dec 16, 2002 9:35:38 am PST #937 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

What kind of strict? And I have to go back to my grandfather at least, probably great-grandfather, to find a Cockney.

In that she's Australian, and sounds Australian; but she was actually born within the sound of the Bow bells.