Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.

'Jaynestown'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

Discussion of episodes currently airing in Un-American locations (anything that's aired in Australia is fair game), as well as anything else the Un-Americans feel like talking about or we feel like asking them. Please use the show discussion threads for any current-season discussion.

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§ ita § - Dec 15, 2002 10:14:34 pm PST #904 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Humongo? Horse? Hung?


billytea - Dec 15, 2002 10:17:22 pm PST #905 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Re pizza: Do Aussies put whole-kernel sweetcorn on pizza, or is that strictly a UK thing?

It's not a common thing; indeed I don't recall ever having seen it.

PS: re names, I did once know of one guy (Vietnamese) whose mother's name was Dang My Dung.


Typo Boy - Dec 15, 2002 10:20:48 pm PST #906 of 9843
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Humongo? Horse? Hung?

Hugo would have been close enough. Unless he really was well hung and could answer the question: Hugo Weiner? with "Ya damn betcha".

In Houston by the way there was (and for all I know still is) a motorcycle bar owned by a fellow name Richard Head. It is called "Dickhead's" and is the site of an occasional murder.


meara - Dec 15, 2002 10:24:03 pm PST #907 of 9843

You did Academic Decathlon too, Hil? Sister!

I had corn on pizza in the Dominican Republic--at a Pizza Hut. It was quite random (no, it was not my choice of restaurants or toppings)

I knew a guy named Peter Wacker. Sweetheart, but very scarred by the name.


Nutty - Dec 15, 2002 10:26:54 pm PST #908 of 9843
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Is now the time to tell the "Penis Van Lesbian" joke? (Upshot: he changed his name and is now successfully Dick Van Dyke.)

I like beets and I like fried eggs in moderation and I really like hamburgers and I can't imagine why one would put all three into the same sandwich. Is hamburger not exciting enough? Are you disrespecting my cheese, condiments, lettuce, tomato, mushrooms and possible bacon, which are already available as hamburger accessories?

Also. Boiled beets are just fine, although they turn your insides fuchsia, but pickled beets are gross.


P.M. Marc - Dec 15, 2002 10:28:53 pm PST #909 of 9843
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Is now the time to tell the "Penis Van Lesbian" joke? (Upshot: he changed his name and is now successfully Dick Van Dyke.)

I'd never heard that, but man... funny!


Hil R. - Dec 15, 2002 10:29:40 pm PST #910 of 9843
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

You did Academic Decathlon too, Hil? Sister!

Yep! The team started my junior year, so I did it then and senior year. Never got even to states, though, because there were only, like, three people on our team who actually bothered to study.


brenda m - Dec 15, 2002 10:42:25 pm PST #911 of 9843
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

You did Academic Decathlon too, Hil? Sister!

Me too. I think there's a bunch of us around here.

Ac Dec was great because the way they divided the divisions by grade point really let us underachievers shine.


Daisy Jane - Dec 15, 2002 10:43:50 pm PST #912 of 9843
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I was debate girl. I know it's not the same, but does it count?


brenda m - Dec 15, 2002 10:46:06 pm PST #913 of 9843
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, Holli, I meant to say earlier. I didn't get into Haverford either. But I did get into Smith and some other good ones.