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Fiona - Oct 15, 2009 2:00:53 am PDT #8887 of 9843

Urgent: calling Fay!!

My SO is being sent to Malaysia for work this coming weekend and it turns out he has a 13-hour stopover in Bangkok, basically for the whole of Monday. We need some advice - what can he do, where can he go? He's travelling with a colleague, and they'll probably both be jetlagged and ragged, but it would be a shame not to do anything, wouldn't it?

Thanks in advance!


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:12:09 am PDT #8888 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Ooh! I shall be in Cambodia then, insh'allah, but, hmm. If they can manage it, I would absolutely recommend trying to get to Siam Niramit, as it is visually stunning and gives a rather fabulous overview of Thai history, culture & beliefs in a very accessible and enormously entertaining way. (Plus, the price of the ticket includes an acceptable all-you-can-eat buffet.) But that will depend on what time they're there - it's an evening thing, obviously.

An alternative location for the evening would be Suan Lum Night Bazaar, in Lumpini, just round the corner from where I live, which includes a nice foodcourt and cocktail bar and is wall-to-wall shopping fabulousness. Possibly not their cup of tea, though? But I love the living hell out of it.

Night time is fabulous for taking cocktails at the Vertigo Moon Bar, which is a spectacular open-air bar/restaurant on the roof of the vast Banyan Tree Hotel. One can sit sipping mojitos and looking out across the glittering cityscape in style - always fun.

Needless to say, they can watch women sticking cigarettes, razors, bottles, pingpong balls and God knows what up their ladygardens in Patpong, which is also v. close to where I live. Patpong is also good for buying pirate DVDs & suchlike, but they absolutely will be approached by touts trying to lure them into various bars and clubs and suchlike for sleaze.

Daytime touristy sites very well worth seeing - The Grand Palace and Wat Po springs to mind as the most obvious Not-To-Be-Missed location. (Also rife with scam artists, of course, who will try to convince them that the palace is closed for prayers, or for a special festival, and that what they really want to do is get into their tuk-tuk and go visit a load of jewellery shops that have very special discounts just for them. These people should be glowered at and stomped past, for they lie like lying dogs that lie. But once you're inside, everything's rosy, and the official tour guides are lovely.)

The Blue Elephant is a terrific place for truly elegant, delicious and utterly luxurious luncheon, and all you have to do is get on the Sky Train and get off at Surasak Station. Probably the easiest place one could possibly find.

Actually, this is a pretty good suggestion for a one-day Bangkokfest.


Fiona - Oct 15, 2009 6:15:44 am PDT #8889 of 9843

Thanks, Fay! I'll pass those along. AFAIK they arrive at about 6:30 am and fly out again 7:30pm, so we're really looking at daytime entertainment (which is just as well, I say).

Pity you won't be around, but have fun in Cambodia.


Nilly - Oct 25, 2009 9:38:38 pm PDT #8890 of 9843
Swouncing

Poking an UnAmerican head, because today, according to the Buffista Calendar, is Fiona's birthday.

Happy birthday, Fiona! With lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderful year!


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 25, 2009 11:00:22 pm PDT #8891 of 9843
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Happy birthday, Fiona!


Shir - Oct 26, 2009 3:52:18 am PDT #8892 of 9843
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Happy birthday, Fiona!


Hil R. - Oct 26, 2009 4:04:25 am PDT #8893 of 9843
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Happy birthday, Fiona!


Fred Pete - Oct 26, 2009 5:11:47 am PDT #8894 of 9843
Ann, that's a ferret.

Belated Happy Birthday, Fiona!


Typo Boy - Oct 26, 2009 12:20:09 pm PDT #8895 of 9843
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Happy Birthday Fiona.


Sheryl - Oct 26, 2009 12:55:28 pm PDT #8896 of 9843
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Happy Birthday Fiona!