I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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Theodosia - Jan 22, 2008 2:14:49 pm PST #8581 of 9843
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Use the spray-cheese on crackers. It's sort of Velveeta-like, at least the kind my family used to get during my kidhood.

Now they have pancake-batter-in-a-spraycan here. Technology marches on, evidently.


billytea - Jan 22, 2008 4:03:39 pm PST #8582 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So after many years of reading about some of your strange USian foodstuffs I bought a spray can of cheese.

You have gone further than I ever did even when living in the country. I vote you take it with you whenever you eat out, occasionally stroke it surreptitiously (you may narrow your eyes when you do this), and enjoy your readiness for the moment a fellow patron shouts "Food Fight!".


Typo Boy - Jan 22, 2008 4:19:00 pm PST #8583 of 9843
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

In theory I think spray cheese is used as "cheese sauce" on broccoli, veggies, potato and such. But a food fight sounds like a lot more fun.


billytea - Jan 22, 2008 4:29:21 pm PST #8584 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In theory I think spray cheese is used as "cheese sauce" on broccoli, veggies, potato and such. But a food fight sounds like a lot more fun.

Bah, 'theory'. What do these theorists know of the visceral ecstasy of the food fight?!


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2008 4:30:24 pm PST #8585 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sprayed food would consist escalation of ordnance in a food fight with me, and that'd put knuckle sandwiches on the menu.

Ick.


billytea - Jan 22, 2008 4:33:49 pm PST #8586 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Sprayed food would consist escalation of ordnance in a food fight with me, and that'd put knuckle sandwiches on the menu.

You just know that Batman has Cheez Wiz somewhere on his utility belt.


Jon B. - Jan 22, 2008 6:59:30 pm PST #8587 of 9843
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Now what.

Work on your next purchase. My suggestion: Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick. [link]


Sue - Jan 23, 2008 3:07:00 am PST #8588 of 9843
hip deep in pie

Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick.

That's totally where my brain went. I've looked for these, they don't seem to be available in Canada.


Fay - Jan 23, 2008 3:11:55 am PST #8589 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

These are two seperate foodstuffs, right?


Jars - Jan 23, 2008 3:12:44 am PST #8590 of 9843

Oh good Lord. That's... well. I really have no desire to put one of those anywhere near my mouth.