Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.

Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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billytea - Jan 22, 2008 4:03:39 pm PST #8582 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So after many years of reading about some of your strange USian foodstuffs I bought a spray can of cheese.

You have gone further than I ever did even when living in the country. I vote you take it with you whenever you eat out, occasionally stroke it surreptitiously (you may narrow your eyes when you do this), and enjoy your readiness for the moment a fellow patron shouts "Food Fight!".


Typo Boy - Jan 22, 2008 4:19:00 pm PST #8583 of 9843
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

In theory I think spray cheese is used as "cheese sauce" on broccoli, veggies, potato and such. But a food fight sounds like a lot more fun.


billytea - Jan 22, 2008 4:29:21 pm PST #8584 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In theory I think spray cheese is used as "cheese sauce" on broccoli, veggies, potato and such. But a food fight sounds like a lot more fun.

Bah, 'theory'. What do these theorists know of the visceral ecstasy of the food fight?!


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2008 4:30:24 pm PST #8585 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sprayed food would consist escalation of ordnance in a food fight with me, and that'd put knuckle sandwiches on the menu.

Ick.


billytea - Jan 22, 2008 4:33:49 pm PST #8586 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Sprayed food would consist escalation of ordnance in a food fight with me, and that'd put knuckle sandwiches on the menu.

You just know that Batman has Cheez Wiz somewhere on his utility belt.


Jon B. - Jan 22, 2008 6:59:30 pm PST #8587 of 9843
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Now what.

Work on your next purchase. My suggestion: Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick. [link]


Sue - Jan 23, 2008 3:07:00 am PST #8588 of 9843
hip deep in pie

Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick.

That's totally where my brain went. I've looked for these, they don't seem to be available in Canada.


Fay - Jan 23, 2008 3:11:55 am PST #8589 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

These are two seperate foodstuffs, right?


Jars - Jan 23, 2008 3:12:44 am PST #8590 of 9843

Oh good Lord. That's... well. I really have no desire to put one of those anywhere near my mouth.


Sue - Jan 23, 2008 3:13:48 am PST #8591 of 9843
hip deep in pie

Oh Fay. So innocent of what Big Food will put on a stick.

No, it's a sausage. Wrapped in a chocolate chip pancake. On a stick.