These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

Discussion of episodes currently airing in Un-American locations (anything that's aired in Australia is fair game), as well as anything else the Un-Americans feel like talking about or we feel like asking them. Please use the show discussion threads for any current-season discussion.

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Min - Dec 10, 2002 8:24:47 pm PST #792 of 9843
Is that Narrative Causality or Historical Imperative or just plain weird?

I like the Wiggles. And I'm not going to small font that, either!


billytea - Dec 10, 2002 8:26:03 pm PST #793 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Don't do that until you've seen them dance.

Wiggles? Or Wombles? Or Wiggles with Wombles?

...Wombles Wiggling? Wiggles returning to the Womb?

...Hey, has anyone read any of Hugh Cook's fantasy series? I just reread The Walrus and the Warwolf while on vacation. I'm pretty sure there's scope for another book.


Holli - Dec 10, 2002 8:28:18 pm PST #794 of 9843
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

The Wiggles brign many new and exciting things to the field of children's television, but dancing is not one of them. It's kinda... rudimentary.


billytea - Dec 10, 2002 8:33:56 pm PST #795 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The Wiggles brign many new and exciting things to the field of children's television, but dancing is not one of them. It's kinda... rudimentary.

Did youknow that the blue Wiggle was once named Australia's most eligible bachelor? That exaggerated butt action may not be for the kids.


Holli - Dec 10, 2002 8:35:58 pm PST #796 of 9843
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

That's terrifying.


Min - Dec 10, 2002 8:50:02 pm PST #797 of 9843
Is that Narrative Causality or Historical Imperative or just plain weird?

True, that (uh, to Holli's rudimentary dancing post). But that's also why I like them. I love watching littlies throw themselves around thinking they're so cool because they can dance like the Wiggles, instead of trying to mimic the perfect pop video choreography of some other *coughHi5cough* groups.

The most eligible bachelor thing, that was just disturbing.


billytea - Dec 10, 2002 8:53:22 pm PST #798 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The most eligible bachelor thing, that was just disturbing.

More disturbing to think of them already breeding...

Wait. Scratch that. Nothing's more disturbing than their slumber party-themed video to Wait Up.


Min - Dec 10, 2002 9:18:45 pm PST #799 of 9843
Is that Narrative Causality or Historical Imperative or just plain weird?

Muuuuuuum, billytea is putting bad thoughts in my brain! Make him stop! I haven't seen the Wait Up video, so I can't really judge how disturbing it is (THOUGH I'M SURE IT'S PERFECTLY INNOCENT), but that wasn't technically the Wiggles, was it? So I can ignore it anyway.


billytea - Dec 10, 2002 9:21:31 pm PST #800 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Muuuuuuum, billytea is putting bad thoughts in my brain! Make him stop! I haven't seen the Wait Up video, so I can't really judge how disturbing it is (THOUGH I'M SURE IT'S PERFECTLY INNOCENT), but that wasn't technically the Wiggles, was it? So I can ignore it anyway.

It is perfectly innocent, and insufferably cutesy. Which to me is the disturbing part. (They used to play in pubs, fer cryin' out loud.) As to whether it was technically the Wiggles, it was three quarters of the Wiggles, and the remaining quarter was too busy playing bagpipes in the Australian Army.

Frankly, I think your grounds for ignoring it are a tad shaky.


Min - Dec 10, 2002 10:30:48 pm PST #801 of 9843
Is that Narrative Causality or Historical Imperative or just plain weird?

t bounces around on perfectly solid ground

AFAIK, only Jeff and Anthony were part of The Cockroaches, which would make them half of The Wiggles, not three quarters. I refuse to blame the other half, Murray and Greg, for insufferable cuteness that they didn't even take part in. I further refuse to diminish their contribution to The Wiggles by implying that Jeff and Anthony can obtain optimal Wiggletude without their brightly coloured bandmates.

Now Megan and I are going to go dance like big uncos to a Christmas album by a certain much discussed band.