I figure when you rip your shirt off, you startle the bad guy, thus giving you extra time to shoot. Link to the bra-holster?
Illyria: Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence. Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.
'Not Fade Away'
All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American
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Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 1:20:32 pm PDT #5998 of 9843
If I only had a brain...
§ ita § - Jul 29, 2003 1:20:47 pm PDT #5999 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You Americans. Always discounting the value of a good kamikaze attack.
Or you can have a tube come forward through the nipple, for squeezing out the plastique.
Either way.
Katie M - Jul 29, 2003 1:21:45 pm PDT #6000 of 9843
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Except you would have to cut yourself open to get at these substances! I mean, I used to hide caramels inside the underside of my bra, and I could hide a lot of caramels, but that was outside of the skin, and only required the sensation of cold fingers to retrieve.
Yeah, that's why I was requiring "self-sacrificial." You could have, like, an external fuse.
This is like the non-usefulness of a certain model of bra-holster, for a handgun. You can only wear it if you are a C cup or larger, and to get at the actual weapon, you have to rip off your shirt a la Hulk Hogan.
I suppose that'd be distracting to your opponent, anyway. Though you'd have to make sure you practiced shirt-ripping.
Nutty - Jul 29, 2003 1:23:14 pm PDT #6001 of 9843
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Link to the bra-holster?
I read about it in a paper magazine several years ago. (In the context of an article about the marketing of handguns to women.) I think, perhaps due to the ridicule of all and sundry, the model was probably retired onto the scrapheap of incredibly silly ideas.
Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 1:23:15 pm PDT #6002 of 9843
If I only had a brain...
Or you can have a tube come forward through the nipple, for squeezing out the plastique.
Some of us don't see the point of installing extra ductwork in our milkmakers.
§ ita § - Jul 29, 2003 1:24:46 pm PDT #6003 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Some of us don't see the point of installing extra ductwork in our milkmakers.
shakes head sadly
See why they won't let you into the combat special forces?
Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 1:27:07 pm PDT #6004 of 9843
If I only had a brain...
Because I'm an overage, out-of-shape pantywaist former pacifist who needs BIFOCALS?
§ ita § - Jul 29, 2003 1:29:20 pm PDT #6005 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And you won't let them monkey with your boobies.
Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 1:31:46 pm PDT #6006 of 9843
If I only had a brain...
Any SEAL who monkeys with my boobies probably isn't actively engaged in combat. Just a guess.
Fay - Jul 29, 2003 1:46:23 pm PDT #6007 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
See why they won't let you into the combat special forces?
Because I'm an overage, out-of-shape pantywaist former pacifist who needs BIFOCALS?
mopping tears of laughter
Lest there ever be any doubt: I love y'all. All of y'all.
wonders whether she's aping quaint americanisms accurately. shrugs.