Just call me the computer whisperer.

Willow ,'Lessons'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

Discussion of episodes currently airing in Un-American locations (anything that's aired in Australia is fair game), as well as anything else the Un-Americans feel like talking about or we feel like asking them. Please use the show discussion threads for any current-season discussion.

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Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 1:23:15 pm PDT #6002 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

Or you can have a tube come forward through the nipple, for squeezing out the plastique.

Some of us don't see the point of installing extra ductwork in our milkmakers.


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2003 1:24:46 pm PDT #6003 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Some of us don't see the point of installing extra ductwork in our milkmakers.

shakes head sadly

See why they won't let you into the combat special forces?


Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 1:27:07 pm PDT #6004 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

Because I'm an overage, out-of-shape pantywaist former pacifist who needs BIFOCALS?


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2003 1:29:20 pm PDT #6005 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And you won't let them monkey with your boobies.


Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 1:31:46 pm PDT #6006 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

Any SEAL who monkeys with my boobies probably isn't actively engaged in combat. Just a guess.

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Fay - Jul 29, 2003 1:46:23 pm PDT #6007 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

See why they won't let you into the combat special forces?

Because I'm an overage, out-of-shape pantywaist former pacifist who needs BIFOCALS?

mopping tears of laughter

Lest there ever be any doubt: I love y'all. All of y'all.

wonders whether she's aping quaint americanisms accurately. shrugs.


flea - Jul 29, 2003 2:08:20 pm PDT #6008 of 9843
information libertarian

I used to hide caramels inside the underside of my bra

okay, who besides me read this as camels?


Dai Watkins - Jul 29, 2003 2:12:56 pm PDT #6009 of 9843

Dai Watkins - Jul 29, 2003 2:13:08 pm PDT #6010 of 9843

Since Pierce Brosnan has been knighted for his contribution to the image of Britain abroad, (as Salon said, basically for looking good in a dinner jacket), why is nobody talking about an honour for Anthony Stuart Head? As Giles, ASH has presented an image of Britain almost embarrassingly flattering - cultured, kind, wise, and when needed fearless, tough and even sexy. He is, I guess, the ideal father-figure of teenage girls over most of the the world. If only I could believe we deserve to be represented by him!


erikaj - Jul 29, 2003 3:41:41 pm PDT #6011 of 9843
Always Anti-fascist!

Wrod, Dai. Not that I would knight people for looking pretty.