Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 11:15:46 am PDT #5947 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

The way they sort of slip off to the side when you lie on your back.


Madrigal Costello - Jul 29, 2003 11:18:16 am PDT #5948 of 9843
It's a remora, dimwit.

Oh, how one can tell if they're real or implants. The fake ones always reach for the sky.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 29, 2003 11:18:18 am PDT #5949 of 9843
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Um-- I'm confused about slidage, too. Then again, although I have cleavage, I am not particularly well-endowed...


meara - Jul 29, 2003 11:19:18 am PDT #5950 of 9843

Huh. If they're fake, do they not do that? If they do, how do they avoid it in porn?

I knew they did that, though I'm with flea in the "not that boobtacularly endowed" department.


flea - Jul 29, 2003 11:20:26 am PDT #5951 of 9843
information libertarian

That's what I suspected. Mine never go anywhere, really. I mean, sometimes I dress them up and take them out shopping, but that's a whole different thing.


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2003 11:23:49 am PDT #5952 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need to go home and experiment now.


Trudy Booth - Jul 29, 2003 11:24:10 am PDT #5953 of 9843
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

They'll dive for your arm pitts and leave you looking like a boy.

At the right angle, I suppose, you could go for the Amazon thing...


Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 11:26:28 am PDT #5954 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

I need to go home and experiment now.

Corsets and Duct Tape, Take 2.


Burrell - Jul 29, 2003 11:30:00 am PDT #5955 of 9843
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My boobs do not slide. They do flatten when lying down, but without much discernable shifting to the side.


Madrigal Costello - Jul 29, 2003 11:30:20 am PDT #5956 of 9843
It's a remora, dimwit.

Hmmm, we get enough experiments, we could publish. The Buffistas' Book of Boob Physics. That'll get 'em to take our fandom seriously, or at least provide an alternative for those who didn't dig "The Physics of Star Trek."