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'Beneath You'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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Sophia Brooks - Jul 29, 2003 11:18:18 am PDT #5949 of 9843
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Um-- I'm confused about slidage, too. Then again, although I have cleavage, I am not particularly well-endowed...


meara - Jul 29, 2003 11:19:18 am PDT #5950 of 9843

Huh. If they're fake, do they not do that? If they do, how do they avoid it in porn?

I knew they did that, though I'm with flea in the "not that boobtacularly endowed" department.


flea - Jul 29, 2003 11:20:26 am PDT #5951 of 9843
information libertarian

That's what I suspected. Mine never go anywhere, really. I mean, sometimes I dress them up and take them out shopping, but that's a whole different thing.


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2003 11:23:49 am PDT #5952 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need to go home and experiment now.


Trudy Booth - Jul 29, 2003 11:24:10 am PDT #5953 of 9843
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

They'll dive for your arm pitts and leave you looking like a boy.

At the right angle, I suppose, you could go for the Amazon thing...


Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 11:26:28 am PDT #5954 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

I need to go home and experiment now.

Corsets and Duct Tape, Take 2.


Burrell - Jul 29, 2003 11:30:00 am PDT #5955 of 9843
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My boobs do not slide. They do flatten when lying down, but without much discernable shifting to the side.


Madrigal Costello - Jul 29, 2003 11:30:20 am PDT #5956 of 9843
It's a remora, dimwit.

Hmmm, we get enough experiments, we could publish. The Buffistas' Book of Boob Physics. That'll get 'em to take our fandom seriously, or at least provide an alternative for those who didn't dig "The Physics of Star Trek."


Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 11:32:17 am PDT #5957 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

So, assuming one does not have the Perky Breasts of Eternal Teenagerhood, the ones that stay where they are put, what position does show off the untrammelled tetons to best advantage?


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2003 11:34:21 am PDT #5958 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think if mine slid, I'd have noticed it, but I'll cop to not having paid much attention.

wonders if maybe she can experiment in the krav changing room