OK since I'm feeling too lazy to google, (and out of time too) can someone explain what Arbroath Smokie and Cloutie dumpling are?
And I cannot work up enthusiasim for deep fried candies either, though I admit, having grown up on Mexican food, to liking fried ice cream. (As they say - think Baked Alaska - only fried.)
	
 
		
		
On Canadian candy, 'Ouise brought us a couple when she visited Austin.  I quite liked the Crunchies bar, but my wife preferred the other one (with the name I can't remember).
	
 
		
		
I miss being able to buy Milk Tray.  Cadbury's tried selling it here, with a big ad campaign, pulled back, and now I can only find it in Brit shops.
	
 
		
		
 I've had Smarties, but I prefer M&Ms.
To me this is Insane Troll Logic. But I respect your pro  yucky  yummy M&Ms stance. Whatever floats your boat.
(backs away slowly from the crazy person)
 Arbroath Smokies  are jolly nice smoked fishies. Mmmm. 
 Clootie Dumplings  are dumplings of a very sturdy kind, studded with sultanas and raisins. They are also, surprisingly enough, a sure-fire way of meeting  the pretty boyband totty of your choice . 
	
 
		
		
Up until about a month or two ago, when it was rebranded
Augh! What happened to it????
	
 
		
		
Huh?
When did hitchhiking become a felony
Who's crazy nanny brain thought that one up?
	
 
		
		
Nothing in that article says anything about him being charged with a felony.
	
 
		
		
t ignoring Dana
You can't be accused of hitchiking, stupidity yes, but not hitchiking.
	
 
		
		
Up until about a month or two ago, when it was rebranded
Augh! What happened to it????
They're calling them Almond Snickers now.