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All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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P.M. Marc - Nov 10, 2002 10:37:17 pm PST #319 of 9843
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

How rich is this man exactly? Because with a book about just the front page.. there are endless sequels to be written. I can't wait for "why sitemaps are bad".

Dunno, but can I please boil him in oil t /issues

Ahem. MSN mockers, please do recall how I earn my living. ;P


Noumenon - Nov 10, 2002 10:58:40 pm PST #320 of 9843
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

I did not mock! I said it was more likely to take me to its content areas than John's site. But I'm probably just going with the familiar.

{Edit: I didn't actually say that, I guess, but I thought it was a good model for the type of site I thought John's was.}


Fiona - Nov 11, 2002 12:10:14 am PST #321 of 9843

John, email received; replied. Different address, though.

Now back to the website talk....


P.M. Marc - Nov 11, 2002 12:11:43 am PST #322 of 9843
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Don't worry, the ;P was there for a reason.


CaBil - Nov 11, 2002 1:57:02 am PST #323 of 9843
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

So I was pondering approaches this evening while I was at work.

Here's one....

A**** Broadcasting Company

We are where you are.

In the world

A new shot of some int'l event where Aussies are involved
And in the heart
Overseas locale, mother and child looking at the website. Mom saying "See, the storm missed grandmum"

We tell the oldest stories

A family listening on the grass to an symphony
For all ages
several small kids listening to fairy tale on the radio

Messages for everyone

national radio network shot in one of the non-capital cities
And for each one
couple listening to a car radio in the middle of nowhere in the night in the outback
No matter how far.
Aussie expat in Japan listening to game on int'l radio

A*** Broadcasting Company

On-air and On-line At every place and time.

Thoughts

"On-air and On-line, At every place and time." is your catchphrase here. It has a cadence to it, which may have to be tweaked.

Can you configure the front page so that someone can input their postal code, and have a bar pop up with all of the ABC options in their area? radio, int'l, etc? Internal banner ads could take examples similar to above. Like

  • XBC. On-Air and On-line.
  • Place: Canberra, Time: Now
  • TV: showing X
  • Radio 1: X
  • Radio 2: X
  • Radio 3: X etc
  • Symphony: Tomorrow night, 8pm
  • XBC. At every place and time.


CaBil - Nov 11, 2002 2:06:47 am PST #324 of 9843
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

The other idea is the play on the name....

A*** Broadcasting Company

  • screen shot of XBC on a black background

VO: What can you do with ABC?

  • screenshot of XBC seperating out to "As, Bs and Cs"

VO:What can't you do with your ABCs?

  • The letter fade and shrink in the black background. But also, small letters rotate in the background, like the matrix effect, but subtle

VO: We can do ARTS

  • the letters pop out of the rotating letters in the background and come together to form ARTS. Then you show some clips of arts events that are sponsored by XBC. When done, the ARTS letters seperate, shrink and fade back into the background.

You continue to use several examples, using this method to introduce them. Finish it up with bringing back ABC

VO: You don't forget your ABCs.

VO: Let ABC show you everything else.

  • **

That being said, it stresses XBC as a fundamental, showcases diversity, and the phrase is "You don't forget your ABCs, let ABC show you everything else."


CaBil - Nov 11, 2002 2:11:36 am PST #325 of 9843
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

Of course, you stated that no one should worry about it, since these things get lost in committee.

Well, don't let it get lost in committee.

Ignore the committees for now.

Find small places where you can experiment with this on the site. Not in big, flashy ways that attract attention, but as alternate pages that a small percentage of people go to, and do metrics. See what works and doesn't. Tweak the message and get the proof.

Then go to the committees and say. "We know we had a problem. We found you a solution. Here it is. Here is our supporting evidence that says it will work as is. I can't promise it will work if it is changed, but it works now and as is." No promises that this will work of course, but you've stacked the odds the most you can in your favor this way.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Nov 11, 2002 2:28:35 am PST #326 of 9843
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

I may be being dense here, but can't the frontpage say something along the lines of what you said to us:

ABC is a public media empire. TV, radio, Internet , live performances.

It tells us that there's lots there, and then you can offer choices 'go to the TV area, the radio area, the live performances area' etc. Then people could fairly quickly find the part that applied to them.

I also like the 'by postal codes' idea. That's another way of sorting it so that people can find what they want quickly.


CaBil - Nov 11, 2002 10:39:00 am PST #327 of 9843
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

Um, sorry. Did I freak people out...?


DavidS - Nov 11, 2002 10:41:09 am PST #328 of 9843
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Um, sorry. Did I freak people out...?

Nope. I just thought "Bill should be a news director" again.