Don't suppose you guys could tell me what the US could do to really tick off the Australians, enough to withdraw troop support?

If there was such a thing, I wish to god we'd done it in the last few months...

Don't suppose you guys could tell me what the US could do to really tick off the Australians, enough to withdraw troop support?

Well, nothing you've done so far has been enough, but the main issue of difference between the 2 countries at the moment is the way the US subsidises its farmers and denies Australia a "level playing field" for export (in spite of the fact that you're constantly preaching free trade).

Apart from that...perhaps you could accuse our swimmers of taking drugs?

Oooh, drug abuse insults, maybe coupled with accusations of lagging in support, and trying to leverage unfair subsidies out of our need for you. Huh, it would be a USian thing to cut off our noses to spite our faces and tell you guys we don't actually need you after all, so there.

Oh, Angus, maybe that's where part of the idea came from, the British children.. so, would Australia be willing to try again, or would they say heck no we don't need the bad press?

I mean, seriously, all our major cities are port cities.

*cough*Canberra*cough*

Deena, I'd send the kids to Melbourne. If there's the threat of war in the air, the further south they go, the further from potential risk they are. And Melbourne's a major enough city to make it plausible.

Thanks John and Angus, that's a big help. Don't suppose you guys could tell me what the US could do to really tick off the Australians, enough to withdraw troop support?

Trade policy, especially farm policy. Or, IOW, what Angus said. You might like to get rid of the current Australian government too, put the Labor Party back in (or at the very least replace the current PM).

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You are all so awesome. Thank you for the help.

I mean, seriously, all our major cities are port cities.

*cough*Canberra*cough*

Like I said, all our major cities...

I think Australia should have a radical green party win an election and sever all ties with the US. In the story. Or, hold on, maybe I mean in real life?

New Zealand recently had that radical policy of spending far less money on the armed forces and far more on boring old hospitals and schools, who knows how far these crazy ideas will spread?

Actually I was wrong, it wasn't during WWII, it was afterwards.

And no, I don't think it would stop us taking in American children. And since they're white and speak English and come from a first world country, who knows, we might even treat them like human beings!

Thanks for the link Angus. That's heartbreaking -- so many of them!

I think I need to know too much. My protagonist is supposed to "escape" and head out into the bush sometime during the bombing. It's getting longer and more complex the more I think about it.

At the moment the people of Aust would be all for the children and most likely the govt as well (as long as we are talking US children and not ones from Afghanistan etc who might grow up to be terrorists).

Sorry if that sounds a bit harsh, but.

(and yeah Xpost, hi Angus)

And fellow Aussies, I was told yesterday by someone who had just returned from Melbourne after the swearing of allegiance part of being accepted into the army that they have a choice of two oaths to swear and that one includes swearing allegiance to the Queen!

I didn't know that there were two oaths and that they still swore allegiance to the Queen. Any input?

(Random thought: Why isn't it called the United Queendom?)