You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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Penny B. - Jan 12, 2003 3:57:37 pm PST #1292 of 9843
Nobody

'Tis the Scots that built this country!


Fay - Jan 12, 2003 5:39:33 pm PST #1293 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Actually, I'm surprised it's taken you that long to find any. Don't they live next door to one another IRL?

The idea did cross my mind some months ago, but I immediately banished it back to the recesses of my psyche. But that was before I got seduced into LotRips, which is warping me. And Ant'n'Dec are the slashiest thing I have ever seen. By which I don't mean the gayest, because I sincerely believe that they're straight and their love is a beautiful and fraternal thing. But - my God, they're slashy. Inseperable, tactile, cute as a button double-act-alicious Sam'n'Frodo level coupledom.

But I'm not going there. I'm not. It would upset me. It's just there's this whole morbid/salacious curiosity thing. Which I'm ignoring.


Theodosia - Jan 12, 2003 5:41:06 pm PST #1294 of 9843
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

But... but... what are they? t dieing


Fay - Jan 12, 2003 5:50:55 pm PST #1295 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Ant'n'Dec are an adorable little duo. They're actors from a kids' show called Biker Grove. In the early 90s they left Biker Grove and were briefly a cheesy pop act, before segueing into their true calling, which is presenting. They've done very well indeed with their cute'n'cheeky style, both on kids' shows (SMTV and CDUK) and on several evening shows too. Their style echoes that of Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer (who themselves owe quite a bit to Morcambe and Wise), only in a more cute'n'mainstream fashion. They go on holiday together, with their respective girlfriends. They work together. They have houses a few doors away from one another. They are pretty much inseperable. It's cute as a cute thing.

I've not read the slash. I really don't want to read the slash.

(Incidentally - despite looking about 15 they're about 27, I think.)


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2003 5:52:08 pm PST #1296 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, you say that now.

Once upon a time, you didn't read LotR RPS.


Fay - Jan 12, 2003 5:54:02 pm PST #1297 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I know, ita. It worries me. I still don't read much LotR RPS.

But I'm very fond of Calico, and actively hoping that she does write Depp/Bloom pirate porn.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2003 5:55:12 pm PST #1298 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe I should send her an e-mail and tip her off to Ant'n'Dec.

t /instigator


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 13, 2003 2:17:37 am PST #1299 of 9843
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Am? Where are you when I need you, eh?

Sorry, Fay. I was in my bed, dreaming about.... okay, that's a lie. I was sitting up way too late, watching my shiny foamy wonderful new extended FotR DVD.

Way to go, Am, now Fay'll kill you.


Jim - Jan 13, 2003 3:53:16 am PST #1300 of 9843
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

Ant'N'Dec slash? You sick, sick puppy.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 13, 2003 4:06:29 am PST #1301 of 9843
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Well, yeah. I'd offer her my Teletubby slash but I don't think it would help.