"I'm Your Man"
If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
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"I'm counting on you to protect her."
"'Til the end of the world... even if that happens to be tonight."
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And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
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"So how come I don't want to bite you? And why am I fighting other vampires? I must be a noble vampire. A good guy, on a mission of redemption. I help the helpless. I'm a vampire with a soul."
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If you want a partner
Take my hand
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"Ready, Randy?"
"Ready, Joan."
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Or if you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I'm your man
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"You always hurt the one you love, pet."
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If you want a boxer
I will step into the ring for you
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"'Cuz Buffy -- the other, not-so-pleasant Buffy -- anything happened to Dawn, it'd destroy her. Couldn't live, her being that much pain. I'd let Glory kill me first. Nearly bloody did."
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And if you want a doctor
I'll examine every inch of you
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"If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me."
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If you want a driver
Climb inside
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"Buckle-up, kids! Daddy's putting the hammer down!"
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Or if you want to take me for a ride
You know you can
I'm your man
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"Oh, look at my poor neck... all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away."
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Ah, the moon's too bright
The chain's too tight
The beast won't go to sleep
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"I'm drowning in you, Summers. Drowning."
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I've been running through these promises to you
That I made and I could not keep
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"I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I'd have done that, even if I didn't make it, you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again, and do something different. Faster, or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways. Every night, I save you."
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Ah but a man never got a woman back
Not by begging on his knees
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"What the hell does it take?! Why do you bitches torture me?!"
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Or I'd crawl to you baby
And I'd fall at your feet
And I'd howl at your beauty
Like a dog in heat
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"You know, you got a willing slave. And you just love to play the thought that you might misbehave."
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And I'd claw at your heart
And I'd tear at your sheet
I'd say please, please
I'm your man
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"Ask me again why I could never love you."
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And if you've got to sleep
A moment on the road
I will steer for you
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"I hope she fries. I'm free if that bitch dies. I'd better help her out."
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And if you want to work the street alone
I'll disappear for you
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"Forget them, Slayer. I got your back."
"Thought you wanted me to stay away from you. Isn't that what you sang?"
"Fine. I hope you dance till you burn. You and the little bit."
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If you want a father for your child
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"He can't hurt Dawn. He wouldn't"
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Or only want to walk with me a while
Across the sand
I'm your man
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"I know you'll never love me. I know that I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man, and that's.... Get your stuff, I'll be here."
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If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
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"I love you."
"No, you don't."
"You think I haven't tried not to?"