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Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Elena - Jan 09, 2003 3:31:19 am PST #959 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

"I'm Your Man"

If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to

***

"I'm counting on you to protect her."
"'Til the end of the world... even if that happens to be tonight."

***

And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you

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"So how come I don't want to bite you? And why am I fighting other vampires? I must be a noble vampire. A good guy, on a mission of redemption. I help the helpless. I'm a vampire with a soul."

***

If you want a partner
Take my hand

***

"Ready, Randy?"
"Ready, Joan."

***

Or if you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I'm your man

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"You always hurt the one you love, pet."

***

If you want a boxer
I will step into the ring for you

***

"'Cuz Buffy -- the other, not-so-pleasant Buffy -- anything happened to Dawn, it'd destroy her. Couldn't live, her being that much pain. I'd let Glory kill me first. Nearly bloody did."

***

And if you want a doctor
I'll examine every inch of you

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"If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me."

***

If you want a driver
Climb inside

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"Buckle-up, kids! Daddy's putting the hammer down!"

***

Or if you want to take me for a ride
You know you can
I'm your man

***

"Oh, look at my poor neck... all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away."

***

Ah, the moon's too bright
The chain's too tight
The beast won't go to sleep

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"I'm drowning in you, Summers. Drowning."

***

I've been running through these promises to you
That I made and I could not keep

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"I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I'd have done that, even if I didn't make it, you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again, and do something different. Faster, or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways. Every night, I save you."

***

Ah but a man never got a woman back
Not by begging on his knees

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"What the hell does it take?! Why do you bitches torture me?!"

***

Or I'd crawl to you baby
And I'd fall at your feet
And I'd howl at your beauty
Like a dog in heat

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"You know, you got a willing slave. And you just love to play the thought that you might misbehave."

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And I'd claw at your heart
And I'd tear at your sheet
I'd say please, please
I'm your man

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"Ask me again why I could never love you."

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And if you've got to sleep
A moment on the road
I will steer for you

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"I hope she fries. I'm free if that bitch dies. I'd better help her out."

***

And if you want to work the street alone
I'll disappear for you

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"Forget them, Slayer. I got your back."
"Thought you wanted me to stay away from you. Isn't that what you sang?"
"Fine. I hope you dance till you burn. You and the little bit."

***

If you want a father for your child

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"He can't hurt Dawn. He wouldn't"

***

Or only want to walk with me a while
Across the sand
I'm your man

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"I know you'll never love me. I know that I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man, and that's.... Get your stuff, I'll be here."

***

If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you

***

"I love you."
"No, you don't."
"You think I haven't tried not to?"


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 09, 2003 3:41:49 am PST #960 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

That's very good, Elena. I like

Ah but a man never got a woman back
Not by begging on his knees

***

"What the hell does it take?! Why do you bitches torture me?!"

And it gives me an idea about what you could try: I read a challenge once which asked you to create a conversation in which Spike and Xander (or whoever) had a meaningful talk about thier relationship (whatever you like to think that is, but presumably involving Big Gay Sex) entierly in lines from the shows.

So it's quotes all the way. Could you do it?


esse - Jan 09, 2003 4:03:13 am PST #961 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

I still think that's the greatest songfic I've ever read, Elena.


juliana - Jan 09, 2003 6:41:17 am PST #962 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Connie - I love the hands. And the description of the chaos after the battle.

Am-Chau - rrrrowr. V. nice.

Elena - sniff Wow. Quite lovely.


Steph L. - Jan 09, 2003 7:43:10 am PST #963 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Elena, now I'm earwormed with "I'm Your Man" (and...ummm...brainwormed with the movie Secretary, which is a connection that makes sense if you saw it).

Fic-related question w/r/t Buffy S7 (with some whitefonting to be polite):

The proto-slayers' Watchers are presumably all dead, yes? Except Rona, who never had a Watcher.

*IF*, for the sake of argument and/or fanfic, the FE was able to get to Faith in jail and kill her, HOW would Buffy, Giles, et al., KNOW who was the next Slayer called? Would she suddenly display heretofore undisplayed kick-ass fighting skills ?

Serious question. We who are about to fic salute you.


Connie Neil - Jan 09, 2003 12:36:55 pm PST #964 of 10001
brillig

Wouldn't the "powerful seer" know? And if I were Buffy, I'd want that powerful seer on a plane to Sunnydale so we wouldn't have to wait for stupid phone calls.


Steph L. - Jan 09, 2003 12:38:00 pm PST #965 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Who's the "powerful seer"? Someone from the ryhming coven?


Connie Neil - Jan 09, 2003 12:38:03 pm PST #966 of 10001
brillig

Oh, and thanks for the feedback. I'm trying to improve the bunny-proof fence around my brain, but Elena keeps picking the little furry monsters up and dropping them over. Must finish Vamp!Giles! Violence is coming, and violence is fun. To write.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 09, 2003 1:45:45 pm PST #967 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

If anyone has a spare pre-season7 Buffy bunny they want a good home for, I realise I need something to prevent me writing more Teletubbies tonight. Next fifteen minutes, this thread.


Steph L. - Jan 09, 2003 1:48:54 pm PST #968 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I got one: Oz/Angel. Doesn't have to be while they were both in Sunnydale; it could be Oz coming to LA, or anything.

Oz/Angel.

Want.