Good stuff, Ple. Took me a moment to work out it was Wesley and Buffy- but that's just me being stupid. It says PMM at the top.

John Major is in a whole new light after Edwina Curry's revalations, but I guess Wesley might not know that. However, for the Brits you might consider using someone else (or not. Could be funnier as is).

I like the way you tell us what he's going to say before he says it.

"I know we've covered your inappropriate fighting attire, but do you often go patrolling in a skirt..." He brushed a thumb lightly over the soft curls he'd discovered. "...with nothing underneath?"

Grin!

John Major is in a whole new light after Edwina Curry's revalations, but I guess Wesley might not know that. However, for the Brits you might consider using someone else (or not. Could be funnier as is).

Well, I think the whole world's aware of Major's love-ins, but he's still not what I'd call a physically appealling fellow. (Especially not in a leotard).

He's what sprang to my mind the moment I thought "Hmm, what's the least sexy thing I can think of?"

And then, for the "even less sexy award", the Major/Prince Philip combination was the only thing that came near to disturbing enough.

He's what sprang to my mind the moment I thought "Hmm, what's the least sexy thing I can think of?"

In this case, that's a pretty fair test. I might have gone for someone else (not because I find him attractive, but because he now has other connotations), but I think it'll work in context.

"The last time a Slayer had me tied up, she tortured me to within an inch of my life." Buffy flinched a little at the mention of Faith and he smiled before continuing. "I'd like to see you do better."

Verrrrrry nice.

John Major could have been buggering Prince Philip to the tune of "Mandy"

Thank you very much for this image. Sheesh. Going to find the brain brillo now.

Thank you very much for this image. Sheesh. Going to find the brain brillo now.

Okay, perhaps the HK warped me for life, but I think it serves to get the point across.

perhaps the HK warped me for life

Baby, you were bent waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before that.

Baby, you were bent waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before that.

And it made you scream, dinnit?

Your bend? But of course, my love.

Hee.

Hmm. Now I'm concerned that the political RPS thought is distracting to the reader...