Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.

'Shindig'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 06, 2003 4:41:46 am PST #925 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

He's what sprang to my mind the moment I thought "Hmm, what's the least sexy thing I can think of?"

In this case, that's a pretty fair test. I might have gone for someone else (not because I find him attractive, but because he now has other connotations), but I think it'll work in context.


Steph L. - Jan 06, 2003 7:44:34 am PST #926 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

"The last time a Slayer had me tied up, she tortured me to within an inch of my life." Buffy flinched a little at the mention of Faith and he smiled before continuing. "I'd like to see you do better."

Verrrrrry nice.


Elena - Jan 06, 2003 4:33:49 pm PST #927 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

John Major could have been buggering Prince Philip to the tune of "Mandy"

Thank you very much for this image. Sheesh. Going to find the brain brillo now.


P.M. Marc - Jan 06, 2003 4:35:41 pm PST #928 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Thank you very much for this image. Sheesh. Going to find the brain brillo now.

Okay, perhaps the HK warped me for life, but I think it serves to get the point across.


Elena - Jan 06, 2003 4:37:59 pm PST #929 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

perhaps the HK warped me for life

Baby, you were bent waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before that.


P.M. Marc - Jan 06, 2003 4:38:54 pm PST #930 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Baby, you were bent waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before that.

And it made you scream, dinnit?


Elena - Jan 06, 2003 4:42:03 pm PST #931 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Your bend? But of course, my love.


P.M. Marc - Jan 06, 2003 4:47:46 pm PST #932 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Hee.

Hmm. Now I'm concerned that the political RPS thought is distracting to the reader...


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 07, 2003 3:20:18 am PST #933 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

It's mostly distracting in the brain-brillo way. Which may or may not be what you want.


P.M. Marc - Jan 07, 2003 11:58:31 am PST #934 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Hmm. Well, the whole point of it is to indicate that standard issue brain brillos are failing completely, and it makes me giggle, so I think it stays.