He's what sprang to my mind the moment I thought "Hmm, what's the least sexy thing I can think of?"
In this case, that's a pretty fair test. I might have gone for someone else (not because I find him attractive, but because he now has other connotations), but I think it'll work in context.
John Major could have been buggering Prince Philip to the tune of "Mandy"
Thank you
very
much for this image. Sheesh. Going to find the brain brillo now.
Thank you very much for this image. Sheesh. Going to find the brain brillo now.
Okay, perhaps the HK warped me for life, but I think it serves to get the point across.
perhaps the HK warped me for life
Baby, you were bent waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before that.
Baby, you were bent waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before that.
And it made you scream, dinnit?
Your bend? But of course, my love.
Hee.
Hmm. Now I'm concerned that the political RPS thought is distracting to the reader...
It's mostly distracting in the brain-brillo way. Which may or may not be what you want.
Hmm. Well, the whole point of it is to indicate that standard issue brain brillos are failing completely, and it makes me giggle, so I think it stays.