Your bend? But of course, my love.
'Beneath You'
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
Hee.
Hmm. Now I'm concerned that the political RPS thought is distracting to the reader...
It's mostly distracting in the brain-brillo way. Which may or may not be what you want.
Hmm. Well, the whole point of it is to indicate that standard issue brain brillos are failing completely, and it makes me giggle, so I think it stays.
So he stays. Now you can get on with something else.
t hint, hint
Warning: this may send you to a very strange place. It has done that to me, anyway. Please blame the Bitches for telling me things I didn't need to know about Teletubby sexuality, and whoever posted the link to the frottage challenge in FF:RW+E. It is, fortunately, only 100 words long.
Those who may have to watch Teletubbies again may want to beware.
Title: Time for Tubby Tustard
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I wish my brain wasn't either. Please kill me now.
“Eh-oh, Dipsy,” said La-La, when Dipsy entered.
“Eh-oh, La-La,” Dipsy replied. “Hee! La-La pretty.”
“Big hug!” They moved together, bumping their bellies. Dipsy rubbed a bit, and La-La giggled, increasing the pressure.
“Again again!” Dipsy cried, pushing herself closer. La-La raised a leg to the sensitive spot between Dipsy’s thighs, causing Dipsy to thrust back estatically. The friction increased, shove by delightful squirm, until La-La was forced to pull back just long enough to introduce a lubricating handful of Tubby Tustard to the mix.
They fell backwards onto a bed, rumpling NooNoo’s carefully folded sheet.
“Big hug,” Dipsy grinned afterwards.
t sound of me retching
Thank you Am, thank you.
:)
t sadly
I did try and warn you.
Kill me quickly?
I think you meant Tubby Custard, not Tustard.
And you've warped my mind. Say, have you read my story 'Other Pervert'? Because it is somehow fitting. Lemme link.
Also, I think that connie should post her (well, really, I like to consider it mine... my own... my preccccccciousssssssss) LoTR-TTT fic.
I'm editing, I'm editing. Sheesh, pushy Canadians.