Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


deborah grabien - Dec 16, 2003 10:02:19 am PST #7858 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

LJ, you could have Dawn apply for University of Santa Cruz. Have her going in for the tour, given by a second year student. Have him saddled with the Placement Director's kid for the day as he tries to get shit done.

My take, anyway.


erikaj - Dec 16, 2003 10:29:57 am PST #7859 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Good. Sorry I'm no help.

I had to laugh when on my way out, I heard this.

"Doesn't Detective Howard make you miss stupid clients?" Cordy asked Wes.

Wesley said, "We don't have stupid clients, Cordelia."

"OK...whatever...less hands-on. The kind that shut up and pay....what's with this guy? Divorces, a judgement, exes that would rather hear from the public health inspector than about him...is Cagney sure she wants him back? And he was in your "decadent" photo exhibit...I've never been so glad to see a scrollbar in my life!"

"Well, it's like Kay says 'You don't get to pick the vic,'Wesley says."Certain kind of earthy wisdom there...a kind of poetry, really."

"Well, ok, but too bad you'll never say that again...you're hard enough to understand without faux-Tarantino, huh? Damn, she's got me doing it."

"She says she works for God. Maybe we could make our new slogan 'We work for the Powers That Be'...it's not quite the same, is it?"

"You're into her, huh?...dang, I mean, aren't you?"

"She's quite a woman."

"Make sure it's the woman you like, not just her big gun."

"What?"

"You heard me. Men have weapons fantasies out of certain...inadequacies. It's in all the magazines."


P.M. Marc - Dec 16, 2003 10:44:56 am PST #7860 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

"You heard me. Men have weapons fantasies out of certain...inadequacies. It's in all the magazines."

BWAH!!!!!!!!!!!


erikaj - Dec 16, 2003 10:47:41 am PST #7861 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks, Plei!


deborah grabien - Dec 16, 2003 11:02:55 am PST #7862 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

(first grin I've had in about two hours)


erikaj - Dec 16, 2003 11:06:05 am PST #7863 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Then, it's worth it, then. Unless you're Wesley, who's probably dying for a lead right now.


Lyra Jane - Dec 16, 2003 11:38:05 am PST #7864 of 10001
Up with the sun

Deb, that's an interesting idea, though I'm not sure it's where I'm going.

(I have a paranoia about telling my plots -- explaining them before I write them seems to result in them never being written. You'll see it Saturday, anyhow.)


smonster - Dec 17, 2003 4:55:08 am PST #7865 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

"You heard me. Men have weapons fantasies out of certain...inadequacies. It's in all the magazines."

Nice nod to Cordy/Xander in "Innocence."

Looking forward to more Kay/Wes and Munch/Darla.


erikaj - Dec 17, 2003 5:07:22 am PST #7866 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, thank you...and that is a real compliment since you know half the players.(And well, Munch is me, except middle-aged, male, and Jewish.And nobody ever had cause to wonder if I blew anyone's head off. Yet.)


Lyra Jane - Dec 17, 2003 5:07:49 am PST #7867 of 10001
Up with the sun

Not-at-all Seekrit Message for Erika: Melissa Leo is doing a live chat on washingtonpost.com today at 2 Eastern, which is either noon or 11 a.m. your time. (I have no idea if Arizona is Mountain or Pacific.). You can submit questions ahead of time or read the chat here.