I've just read it.

You bitch.

sniffle

t edit The coda is maybe one of the more beautiful things I've ever read.

It could have been worse, Plei. You could have drowned the fucking vampires who don't need to fucking breathe and can spend an entire summer under water with no ill effects not even pruning .............. I have issues.

I am sticking to my theory about that until I sober up.

Seriously.

Because I like it. And I think that The First does too. See? All good with a bit of a wank.

I'm so far behind in Buffy. Theory you say?

She has a theory. But it's insane.

t theory The First is playing. Having fun with recreating Buffy's first death by drowning with something it can safely not kill by doing so. See: Dolly comment. Spike is a tool to it. It's Buffy that the first wants, and Buffy it's playing at killing by messing with the last vamp to take a sip of her blood. Blood that brought up the Uber Vamp, much like it brought up the Master. It's always got to be blah blah blah. Anyhow, you can't fit an oil derrick in the basement, so it's limited to pond play. t /theory.

Theory just clicked. Is not insane. Hmm. Will be needing some rewatching now.

Yeah, but that doesn't explain why Spike was struggling and letting out air bubbles and gasping and spitting up water .... On the other hand, if this were the case then Xander would have to come along and give Spike mouth to mouth .. .. Mouth on mouth. .. .. Tongues. .. .. .. ..

Or, you know, it could be midgets.

Because he can't keep his mouth shut.

Also, because human actor.

Hell, if I can accept them smoking...

Okay, yeah, human actor, but vampire and they know it! They should have picked a better torture... Involving whips and chains and maybe Xander somehow.