whirling happily like Drusilla. Sometimes it's just nice to let the mean nasty bits out to play.
edit: and, yes, Victor, you're sick.
Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
Connie Neil - Aug 02, 2003 4:15:26 pm PDT #5645 of 10001
brillig
victor infante - Aug 02, 2003 4:20:14 pm PDT #5646 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
edit: and, yes, Victor, you're sick.
Well, you're sicker. So there! Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah.
Connie Neil - Aug 02, 2003 4:29:03 pm PDT #5647 of 10001
brillig
t thhpphth!
erikaj - Aug 02, 2003 4:31:12 pm PDT #5648 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Connie, I liked it. But you stole my Girl Power moment, dang it. :)
Connie Neil - Aug 02, 2003 4:57:40 pm PDT #5649 of 10001
brillig
You may assume, erika, that such a theft was not incidental. But, hey, Dru's got Girl Power, too.
erikaj - Aug 02, 2003 5:00:11 pm PDT #5650 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Well, yeah, that's true.
esse - Aug 02, 2003 5:52:32 pm PDT #5651 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Soooooo. Happy Days slash. Thoughts?
erikaj - Aug 02, 2003 6:30:13 pm PDT #5652 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
When I first read that, I thought "No Way!" but, if memory serves, those guys did end up in drag more than once.
erikaj - Aug 02, 2003 7:02:18 pm PDT #5653 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Tim and Buffy, edited for timeline error
"I left my other notebook in the car."
"I'll come with you." Buffy said.
When they were out of earshot of the house, Tim said "I know about you, you know."
" What would that be? That I'm a Capricorn? A junior at Sunnydale High? I slept with my boyfriend and he went psycho?"
"No, not that. The other stuff. Slayer stuff. Why don't you take a walk with me and we'll sort this all out. I know your mom doesn't know."
"Are you allowed to talk to me without my mom?"
"Officially, no. And we're going to go back in there and do an official version. But I just couldn't shake the feeling that there is more to this story. You're a special case, Buffy."
"Gee," she said, sounding bitter. "Lucky me.'
"Lucky you. What happened with Angelus, Buffy?"
She walked with such long strides that the detective could barely keep up. "Buffy, damn it. Your friend...your Watcher, is it? is up for for capital murder. Talk to me!"
"How do you know about Watchers?"
"Giles told me. He didn't want to, but he knew we needed to know for our protections and yours. I'll keep it out of the papers. Unless you did it. Then there would be nothing I could do. Or would do, honestly."
"I've been protecting myself for two years. How did you know my mom didn't know? And for Rule-Breaker Guy, you're being awfully honest."
"Secrets are my special power, Buffy. Keeping them, and exposing them." It sounded hokey, but he believed it with all of his heart. "Still haven't burned down any gyms yet, though."
She was tough, but on edge, with teary eyes and a runny nose. Supergirl didn't have a tissue.Bayliss fished around in his pocket and found a rumpled Doublemeat Palace napkin. " Sorry I haven't got anything softer."
"That's OK, as long as you haven't been attacked by a Kleenex demon. You haven't, have you?"
"No. Are there really...?"
"No, just wanted to see if you would know.Messing with you distracts from my guilt."
"If I had a dollar for every time a woman told me that".
sj - Aug 02, 2003 7:03:57 pm PDT #5654 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Erika, wasn't Buffy seventeen after her birthday in season 2?
ETA, This is a wonderful story. I am really enjoying it even though I am not too familiar with Homocide.