Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


P.M. Marc - Apr 17, 2003 12:43:39 pm PDT #3490 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

See, hon? That's why I avoid it like the plague.

Bad enough getting "more please!" when you've KILLED everyone off, as has happened to me.

Worse when it's spelled "moor plz!"

Lovely, BTW.


§ ita § - Apr 17, 2003 12:44:56 pm PDT #3491 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's why I avoid it like the plague.

Read by me as "I avoid it like the plaque". Which makes me think of Xander again.


Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2003 12:45:40 pm PDT #3492 of 10001
brillig

That was a surprisingly easy one to write. The muse poked me in the head, I opened up WordPad and wrote. And now I want to sleep.

Oh, and thanks, all.


P.M. Marc - Apr 17, 2003 12:46:15 pm PDT #3493 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Read by me as "I avoid it like the plaque". Which makes me think of Xander again.

Do you know, when you laugh with your mouth firmly shut, it does weird and painful things to your throat? I'm not sure why that struck me as funny, but I'm in real pain now.


§ ita § - Apr 17, 2003 12:51:10 pm PDT #3494 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

PMM, quite sadly, I found myself duplicating your laugh while reading your post, and yuppers. You're right. Not fun.


Beverly - Apr 17, 2003 1:08:13 pm PDT #3495 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh connie. mrmph, ahem.

As if the story wasn't enough, this

Giles just stood at the foot of the bed, trying to speak comforting Giles-words while Ripper raged helplessly in his eyes and his hands strangled the bars on the end of the bed.

may be one of the greatest descriptions, ever. I was going to say "I've read," or "yet written," but I think "ever" does it.


sumi - Apr 17, 2003 1:22:40 pm PDT #3496 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Damnit Connie - - you made me cry.


Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2003 1:43:06 pm PDT #3497 of 10001
brillig

you made me cry.

Oh, good.

Yes, I am evil.


smonster - Apr 17, 2003 2:54:17 pm PDT #3498 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Connie, this is my first time posting in Bitchy Fic. That was great. I just pointed amyth to it.

passes amyth the tissues.

It'll be okay, honey.

Speculation on Andrew-designed eyepatches; shiny silver, Boba Fett's insignia, the Enterprise, the Lidless Eye...


Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2003 2:55:08 pm PDT #3499 of 10001
brillig

Which is why he's not designing them.

edit: Oh, and I got a review saying I was doing great until I had Xander accepting Mass Murderer Stalker Rapist etc. Spike on his left side, but I did great with all the characterizations till then.

Thanks for reading, dude.

editX2: Hey, my first kind of negative review! Neat!