um, oh, I thought you were trying to kill the HAWKEYE pregnant bunny...
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
Deena - Mar 22, 2003 11:14:08 am PST #2780 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 22, 2003 11:20:21 am PST #2781 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
I thought you were trying to kill the HAWKEYE pregnant bunny...
I turned the MASH-mpreg bunny into a Hawkeye bunny in the attempt to squick myself out of it.
oh, yeah, Klinger could do pregnant, mood-swings, food cravings (trading with sparky to assuage) do I look fat? all of it.
He so very easily could. One does face the issue of 'is it true, or just a 'get me out of here' stunt, but that can be dealt with. Oh dearie me.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 22, 2003 11:24:40 am PST #2782 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Okay, ladies. If I'm going to write Klinger mpreg, I'm going to do it properly. Give me some ideas about the classic early stages of pregnancy. Oh Joss in heaven, what am I *doing*?
Elena - Mar 22, 2003 11:25:57 am PST #2783 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.
Tiredness, crankiness, nausea, strong reaction to smells, food cravings and sudden dislikes, dizziness, fainting. No period - but that one would be easy for Klinger to do.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 22, 2003 11:27:42 am PST #2784 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Right. Thanks, Elena. That should be plenty to be going on with.
Deena - Mar 22, 2003 11:29:16 am PST #2785 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
well, classic.. he'd go for classic. Morning sickness doesn't traditionally start until about 2 - 6 weeks and lasts the first trimester. Vomiting, of course. Waking with nausea and running for the latrine. Smells. Smells would make him nauseous. Peeing ALL the time. Some foods would make him sick. He would probably have food cravings as well, pickles, chocolate, kimshee. He'd get emotional. You don't love me! I love you, man! He'd cry or get angry. He'd be sleepy quite often and need naps. He might have hot flashes, or get cold very easily. Later there would be foot swelling and discomfort, but he might try to throw that in too, for sympathy. He might have insomnia, he might have vivid imaginings of bad things happening to him and/or the baby. Those are all pretty standard.
Deena - Mar 22, 2003 11:30:19 am PST #2786 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
oh, dang it, took too long. I forgot the dizziness, too.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 22, 2003 11:34:09 am PST #2787 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
I can see that in my old age, I'll be able to blame my lack of children on trying to write good mpreg. Thanks, Deena. There's a lot there to work with.
Deena - Mar 22, 2003 11:35:12 am PST #2788 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Cool :)
deborah grabien - Mar 22, 2003 11:48:34 am PST #2789 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Heh, what Deena said, except mine was complicated by being in traction three mornings a week until month 8 (Adam's rib, pressure on spine).