Actually, that Joe Millionaire weight-loss woman isn't a size 4; she's a 2. I only know this because that commercial is on ALL THE FUCKING TIME, and she giggles in the most insipid way every time she says "This is a 2!"

t /fat girl with issues

I feel like I had something else of import to say, but my mind is a blank. Huh.

New Yorkers, no offense to your fair city, but the quarterly "What's that SMELL?" is....kinda weird. What's next, rain of toads?

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I don't think my bones by themselves would be a size 2.

The current Worth1000 thingie is to photoshopically remove people from fine artwork. But their clothes are still there. Freaky.

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Gronk.

Home sick with the ick today. I've got a checkup tomorrow morning, but I was kinda hoping I'd be unsick for that so I could get a baseline reading on the current state of my health. I am feeling a little better, but every few minutes my stomach needs to remind me I'm feeling queasy. Sympathy ick for the pregnant Buffistas, perhaps?

This seemed it might appeal to certain people here: [link]

He couldn't smell it in Brooklyn so we figured New Jersey farted.

I was listening to the news this morning and they said that there was an odd smell in New Jersey, and I thought "what else is new?" I mean, Elizabeth alone.

Actually, that Joe Millionaire weight-loss woman isn't a size 4; she's a 2. I only know this because that commercial is on ALL THE FUCKING TIME, and she giggles in the most insipid way every time she says "This is a 2!"

I actually think that's the little blonde, not the Joe Millionaire woman, who's a brunette. t /watches too much TV

This seemed it might appeal to certain people here: [link]

Whee!

No, it's the brunette t /another fat girl with issues .