The current Worth1000 thingie is to photoshopically remove people from fine artwork. But their clothes are still there. Freaky.
Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.
Anya ,'Showtime'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 6:43:58 am PST #953 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 08, 2007 6:45:51 am PST #954 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Gronk.
Home sick with the ick today. I've got a checkup tomorrow morning, but I was kinda hoping I'd be unsick for that so I could get a baseline reading on the current state of my health. I am feeling a little better, but every few minutes my stomach needs to remind me I'm feeling queasy. Sympathy ick for the pregnant Buffistas, perhaps?
sarameg - Jan 08, 2007 6:47:41 am PST #955 of 10001
This seemed it might appeal to certain people here: [link]
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Vortex - Jan 08, 2007 6:49:14 am PST #956 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
He couldn't smell it in Brooklyn so we figured New Jersey farted.
I was listening to the news this morning and they said that there was an odd smell in New Jersey, and I thought "what else is new?" I mean, Elizabeth alone.
Jesse - Jan 08, 2007 6:50:44 am PST #957 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Actually, that Joe Millionaire weight-loss woman isn't a size 4; she's a 2. I only know this because that commercial is on ALL THE FUCKING TIME, and she giggles in the most insipid way every time she says "This is a 2!"
I actually think that's the little blonde, not the Joe Millionaire woman, who's a brunette. t /watches too much TV
Topic!Cindy - Jan 08, 2007 6:53:11 am PST #958 of 10001
What is even happening?
This seemed it might appeal to certain people here: [link]
Whee!
Kathy A - Jan 08, 2007 6:54:45 am PST #959 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
No, it's the brunette t /another fat girl with issues .
P.M. Marc - Jan 08, 2007 6:58:07 am PST #960 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
See, I feel freakin' skinny as a 10/12, having been above that for so long. It's hard to wrap my brain around it as OMG HUGE!!!!
I have this fantasy of fitting an 8/10 in pants (the bustline as it stands won't let dresses go much smaller than they are now), but that would require losing another 10 pounds or so.
Jessica - Jan 08, 2007 7:00:02 am PST #961 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
See, I feel freakin' skinny as a 10/12, having been above that for so long.
Yeah, if I can get back down to a size 10 post-preggo, I'll be really happy. I was a size 8 in college, but that was a combination of being 18, walking everywhere for the first time in my life, and not eating very much due to the general suckage of the dining hall.
Aims - Jan 08, 2007 7:02:40 am PST #962 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Like Kat said, size perception is a funny thing.
I remember being in high school and being feeling like THE FATTEST GIRL EVER.
The last time I went to my parents house, I pulled out my prom dress.
I wouldn't be able to get into that thing with a shoehorn and some Crisco.