Book: I believe I just... I think I'm on the wrong ship. Inara: Maybe. Or maybe you're exactly where you ought to be.

'Serenity'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jan 08, 2007 6:47:41 am PST #955 of 10001

This seemed it might appeal to certain people here: [link]


Vortex - Jan 08, 2007 6:49:14 am PST #956 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

He couldn't smell it in Brooklyn so we figured New Jersey farted.

I was listening to the news this morning and they said that there was an odd smell in New Jersey, and I thought "what else is new?" I mean, Elizabeth alone.


Jesse - Jan 08, 2007 6:50:44 am PST #957 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Actually, that Joe Millionaire weight-loss woman isn't a size 4; she's a 2. I only know this because that commercial is on ALL THE FUCKING TIME, and she giggles in the most insipid way every time she says "This is a 2!"

I actually think that's the little blonde, not the Joe Millionaire woman, who's a brunette. t /watches too much TV


Topic!Cindy - Jan 08, 2007 6:53:11 am PST #958 of 10001
What is even happening?

This seemed it might appeal to certain people here: [link]

Whee!


Kathy A - Jan 08, 2007 6:54:45 am PST #959 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

No, it's the brunette t /another fat girl with issues .


P.M. Marc - Jan 08, 2007 6:58:07 am PST #960 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

See, I feel freakin' skinny as a 10/12, having been above that for so long. It's hard to wrap my brain around it as OMG HUGE!!!!

I have this fantasy of fitting an 8/10 in pants (the bustline as it stands won't let dresses go much smaller than they are now), but that would require losing another 10 pounds or so.


Jessica - Jan 08, 2007 7:00:02 am PST #961 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

See, I feel freakin' skinny as a 10/12, having been above that for so long.

Yeah, if I can get back down to a size 10 post-preggo, I'll be really happy. I was a size 8 in college, but that was a combination of being 18, walking everywhere for the first time in my life, and not eating very much due to the general suckage of the dining hall.


Aims - Jan 08, 2007 7:02:40 am PST #962 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Like Kat said, size perception is a funny thing.

I remember being in high school and being feeling like THE FATTEST GIRL EVER.

The last time I went to my parents house, I pulled out my prom dress.

I wouldn't be able to get into that thing with a shoehorn and some Crisco.


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 7:04:42 am PST #963 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wouldn't be able to get into that thing with a shoehorn and some Crisco.

But think what other fun you could get into with those tools!


P.M. Marc - Jan 08, 2007 7:05:16 am PST #964 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

In college, I wore anything from a 6 to a 10, depending. Oh, and one pair of size 4 stretch jeans that were really pushing it. (No muffin top, but I couldn't breathe in them.) I think I can get back to the upper end of the college weight range (which was 130-140), but the lower end was the start of my depression, back when I smoked more often than I ate, and not at all realistic as a goal.