Gronk.

Home sick with the ick today. I've got a checkup tomorrow morning, but I was kinda hoping I'd be unsick for that so I could get a baseline reading on the current state of my health. I am feeling a little better, but every few minutes my stomach needs to remind me I'm feeling queasy. Sympathy ick for the pregnant Buffistas, perhaps?

This seemed it might appeal to certain people here: [link]

He couldn't smell it in Brooklyn so we figured New Jersey farted.

I was listening to the news this morning and they said that there was an odd smell in New Jersey, and I thought "what else is new?" I mean, Elizabeth alone.

Actually, that Joe Millionaire weight-loss woman isn't a size 4; she's a 2. I only know this because that commercial is on ALL THE FUCKING TIME, and she giggles in the most insipid way every time she says "This is a 2!"

I actually think that's the little blonde, not the Joe Millionaire woman, who's a brunette. t /watches too much TV

This seemed it might appeal to certain people here: [link]

Whee!

No, it's the brunette t /another fat girl with issues .

See, I feel freakin' skinny as a 10/12, having been above that for so long. It's hard to wrap my brain around it as OMG HUGE!!!!

I have this fantasy of fitting an 8/10 in pants (the bustline as it stands won't let dresses go much smaller than they are now), but that would require losing another 10 pounds or so.

See, I feel freakin' skinny as a 10/12, having been above that for so long.

Yeah, if I can get back down to a size 10 post-preggo, I'll be really happy. I was a size 8 in college, but that was a combination of being 18, walking everywhere for the first time in my life, and not eating very much due to the general suckage of the dining hall.

Like Kat said, size perception is a funny thing.

I remember being in high school and being feeling like THE FATTEST GIRL EVER.

The last time I went to my parents house, I pulled out my prom dress.

I wouldn't be able to get into that thing with a shoehorn and some Crisco.

I wouldn't be able to get into that thing with a shoehorn and some Crisco.

But think what other fun you could get into with those tools!