Meaner than a witch's tit.

And colder than a junkyard dog, no doubt.

Meaner than a witch's tit.

And that's mean!

However, I enjoyed reading Guess That Buffista, but the physics made my brain curl up in a tiny ball and whimper.

Yes, but how do you feel about auditory vibrations and their interaction, or not, with nearby observers?

::clears throat::

Aux armes, citoyens!!!

You may be talking about duct tape and physics, but I want to bring you all my Mixed Metaphor of the Day!

They [class actions] can be the Colt pistol of the little folks, i.e., in appropriate cases, they provide the key to the Temple of Justice for those who could not possibly afford an individual action...

the presence or absence of an observer is fundamentally important to the nature of an event? I think that throws a monkey wrench into your outlook on this matter, ita.

My understanding is that you cannot observe an event without changing it, and sometimes you can't know the state of an event in too much detail, but that doesn't mean that things aren't happening.

I'd like to thank whoever it was here (and I'm pretty sure it was here, why I don't know) who shared the trick of unclogging a toilet with boiling water.

Stupidass inefficient water saving toilets.

Wow. Co-worker just told me a teacher in the suburb where she lives sent home a note to the parents of the black children in her class, telling them she was going to school their kids in how to act right and to pull up their pants because it means you're getting it up the ass in prison, also please write the word SAGGIN backwards and know that's what I think of you and your children.

I mean she didn't use those words exactly (except for the part about writing the word backwards).

The assery. I hope her ass is fired but good.

Jesus christ, DJ. She at minimum should lose her certification for ever and ever and...jesus.

hivemind - weirdness in the belle house. I had a very tender thumb that felt really tight on the tip of the thumb and was throbbing and starting to get hot to the touch. Me being me, I (whitefonted for yuck) took sume rubbing alcohol and a straight pin and poked it and sure enough yuck came out. Now mac had the same thing. He will not let me near it and I think i have to take him to a dr., right? it's got to be an infection.

He is so wound up about going to a dr.

Seriously. I thought the burbs down here had moved on to hating the Hispanic people now, you know once they fled the black people. I also thought that at least stupid racist people had to hide the fact that they're stupid racist people, because it's not acceptable behavior anymore. Apparently, she felt free to type up her moronic asshole opinions and send them home with children.

It's times like this I look around me and remember my favorite quote from Blazing Saddles "What did you expect? 'Welcome sonny,' 'Make yourself at home,' 'Marry my daughter.' You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons."