Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Feb 08, 2007 3:26:53 pm PST #9475 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Seriously. I thought the burbs down here had moved on to hating the Hispanic people now, you know once they fled the black people. I also thought that at least stupid racist people had to hide the fact that they're stupid racist people, because it's not acceptable behavior anymore. Apparently, she felt free to type up her moronic asshole opinions and send them home with children.

It's times like this I look around me and remember my favorite quote from Blazing Saddles "What did you expect? 'Welcome sonny,' 'Make yourself at home,' 'Marry my daughter.' You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons."


msbelle - Feb 08, 2007 3:27:33 pm PST #9476 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

DJ!!!! What?!? friend needs to get a copy ofthat note and that needs to go to lots and lots of press outlets all over the state and country. seriously. the media should descend upon that bitch like locusts and rip her to shreads.


Daisy Jane - Feb 08, 2007 3:27:52 pm PST #9477 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

msbelle, I wonder if something bit y'all and got infected.


Daisy Jane - Feb 08, 2007 3:29:44 pm PST #9478 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The principal of the school is being interviewed on the evening news, from what I hear.


Ginger - Feb 08, 2007 3:32:23 pm PST #9479 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Can you get him to put his finger in hot water or be wrapped with a hot washcloth? Heat can help draw out the pus.


sarameg - Feb 08, 2007 3:37:22 pm PST #9480 of 10001

Yeah , doctor. It my be just a bite or something, but given your recent travels and the joys of the germ labs known as school, I'd be more paranoid about that sort of thing than usual.

Even if it is turns out to be minor and nonworrying, I'll share my mom's tale of embarassment, in which she assumed the red marks were bug bites and only when I got a fever took me to the doctor. Chicken pox. Of course, I'd already infected the entire second grade. Some of the other parents STILL remember this.


bon bon - Feb 08, 2007 3:37:30 pm PST #9481 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

If he has no other symptoms it shouldn't be an infection-- maybe you both have splinters?


§ ita § - Feb 08, 2007 3:41:05 pm PST #9482 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If there's pus, the immune system has been triggered, no? They wouldn't do that for a garden variety splinter.


Allyson - Feb 08, 2007 3:41:53 pm PST #9483 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It's not a toomah.


Cashmere - Feb 08, 2007 3:44:37 pm PST #9484 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

If there's pus, the immune system has been triggered, no? They wouldn't do that for a garden variety splinter.

I've certainly had quite a few splinters get a small infection around them.

msbelle, it was on the fingertip? Not near the cuticle? That's my most common area for this kind of problem. Dried, cracked cuticles are easy doorways for infection.