The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?

Buffy ,'Chosen'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Feb 07, 2007 11:26:47 am PST #8795 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Also, I have to call the woman who hit me last week and tell her that she caused damage to my car. I shouldn't feel nervous about this, right? I mean, she hit me.


Aims - Feb 07, 2007 11:27:22 am PST #8796 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I now have a headache in my eye.


Steph L. - Feb 07, 2007 11:27:39 am PST #8797 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Tyra Banks is educating people on why drinking and driving is bad. In case anyone wanted an explanation.

Does she mean *literally* drinking while driving? Like, holding a beer in one hand while driving?

Cause I can explain why *that's* bad -- if one hand is holding the beer, and one hand is on the wheel, then how are you supposed to hold the Big Mac and fries?


Jesse - Feb 07, 2007 11:27:47 am PST #8798 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

oh jesus. I just... I can't....Vagina Monologues = evil?

Promoting promiscuity! Unlike dates!

Yeah, OK.

I'm reminded of the time in college I had to do an interview about some protests about the "Girls of the Ivy League" Playboy issue, as the representative of a campus feminist organization, and all I could say is that the whole thing was just.... goofy.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 07, 2007 11:27:53 am PST #8799 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I now have a headache in my eye.

Is it due to excessive rolling of said eye?


shrift - Feb 07, 2007 11:28:31 am PST #8800 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

We need to send a superhero dressed as the Vagina Bojangler to reclaim Valentine's Day.


erikaj - Feb 07, 2007 11:29:00 am PST #8801 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, brother. IWF can bite me. If it'll make them feel better, I'll buy dinner first.


Aims - Feb 07, 2007 11:30:16 am PST #8802 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Is it due to excessive rolling of said eye?

Yes. Yes, it is.

I am going to take back the night and have a date myself.


shrift - Feb 07, 2007 11:30:25 am PST #8803 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I shouldn't feel nervous about this, right? I mean, she hit me.

You are allowed to feel nervous (ack, confrontation!), but know that you are righteous, for she's the one who shoved her piece of junk car into your trunk.

So to speak.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2007 11:30:57 am PST #8804 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ah, campus politics - how I don't miss thee....

Of course, there was a lot of it going on at Madison. I remember there was a big "controversy" as to whether the progressive campus paper should carry Bloom County for the week when it focused on "male sexual fantasies."

Of course, the fact that Bloom County was making fun of male sexual fantasies didn't matter. Anyway, The Daily Cardinal ended up not carrying Bloom County for that week.