Ah, campus politics - how I don't miss thee....

Of course, there was a lot of it going on at Madison. I remember there was a big "controversy" as to whether the progressive campus paper should carry Bloom County for the week when it focused on "male sexual fantasies."

Of course, the fact that Bloom County was making fun of male sexual fantasies didn't matter. Anyway, The Daily Cardinal ended up not carrying Bloom County for that week.

Does she mean *literally* drinking while driving? Like, holding a beer in one hand while driving?

I can't believe you're joking about this. This is a serious issue. Tyra Banks said so.

Some of these people, though...jesus. "Oh, I can have six or seven drinks over a few hours, and I'm fine to drive." Imagine their surprise when the cop told them they were double the legal limit.

Does she mean *literally* drinking while driving? Like, holding a beer in one hand while driving?

I can't believe you're joking about this. This is a serious issue. Tyra Banks said so.

I'm on Tyra's side, yo! It IS a serious issue when I can't figure out how to hold a beer, Big Mac, and fries AND drive at the same time!

Man, watching The Vagina Monologues has never once empowered me to go out and be a big slut. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?

Voice mail! Score!

It IS a serious issue when I can't figure out how to hold a beer, Big Mac, and fries AND drive at the same time!

Beer-->cup-holder
Food--->lap

Simple!

It IS a serious issue when I can't figure out how to hold a beer, Big Mac, and fries AND drive at the same time!

Beer-->cup-holder

Food--->lap

Phone----->right hand
Cig----->left hand
Steering wheel------>knees

People! [link]

Bwahahaha!

That's a lot of root beer.

ETA: I bet there's an astro-nut that could use it.